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314: Mighty Jack

Spies led by Q want Mighty Jack, a super flying jet-submarine.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:01:35

Opening host segment

00:02:32

Invention exchange

00:06:01

Movie Begins

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Servo
Mighty Jack, A story of a brave pancake starring Aunt Jemimah and Flap the Wonder Dog
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Servo
There's Jesse 'The Body' Vogel.
Crow
Mayor.
Servo
That's right.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura, now famous for his stint as Minnesota's governor, actually began his career in politics when he served as mayor of Brooklyn Park, MN from 1991 to 1995.

00:08:51 (add an annotation)
Joel, indicating soldier eating from a can as narrator drones on about 'Q'
Hey, he's eating Q-rations.

A reference to the K-rations issued to troops in combat during World War II.

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Servo, over shot of Richard Carpenter lookalike
Okay, let's see now... "Why do bees suddenly reappear..." Oh, screw it. Forget it.

The actual first line of The Carpenters' hit, "(They Long To Be) Close To You," is "Why do birds suddenly appear." Perhaps the reason Richard has trouble composing it in this riff is because it was actually written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.

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Servo, over shot of guitar being played
Hey! Django Reinhardt!
Crow
Nah, too many fingers.

A reference to the Belgian Gypsy jazz musician who developed a new fingering system to continue playing the guitar when he lost the mobility of two of his fingers on his left hand in a fire when he was 18.

00:10:25 (add an annotation)
Servo
Oh, it's kind of a Keith Haring painting it looks like.

Keith Haring was a 1980s pop artist famous for his chalk cartoon drawings in the New York subway system.

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Joel, indicating black-and-white striped helicopter
It's the helicopter from Daktari!

"Daktari" was a 1960s show about an animal study center in Africa run by veterinarian Marsh Tracy ('daktari' being the Swahili word for 'doctor'). The center's primary vehicle was a zebra-striped Land Rover.

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Servo
Well, you know you can always tell it's a Japanese net: it's filled with dolphins!

Probably a nod towards the continued use of drift nets by Japanese, Taiwanese, and South Korean fishing vessels to capture squid, tuna, and salmon. Dolphins and whales have a tendency to become entangled in these nets and drown.

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Bad guy over car stereo
It's a beautiful night...
Joel
...For a Moondance.

A reference to Van Morrison's popular song "Moondance."

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Crow, as car is airlifted off
This is no place for a convertible!

A line spoken by Phil Silvers in the 1963 movie "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" as he drives his car through a body of water.

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Secret agent, tinkering with a transmitter
They might be monitoring it!
Joel
They Might Be Giants!

It's unclear here whether Joel is thinking of the 1971 movie or the alternative rock band They Might Be Giants.

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Joel, as guy sniffs pharmaceutical bottle and grimaces
Butyl nitrate!

Butyl nitrate is more commonly known as "poppers". First developed in 1857 as a treatment for angina, it is normally inhaled out of an open bottle.

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Movie, sinister voice
I want you to tell us about your mission.
Hostage
Never!
Servo
Then tell us about the rabbits, George!

In Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men," the large and simple-minded Lennie often implores George to describe life on the farm they plan to buy together where Lennie can tend rabbits.

00:24:20

First host segment

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Servo, as woman examines a painting
Wait, this mirror makes me look like a Modigliani!

A reference to the art of Amedeo Modigliani, early 1900s Italian painter and sculptor. The heavy influence of Cezanne can be seen in much of his work.

00:30:09 (add an annotation)
Evil guy, over radio
We'll take this up with Colonel Yabuki.
All, singing
Yabuki! Yabuki! Yabuki!

Sung to the tune of 'Shipoopi' from Meredith Wilson's "The Music Man".

00:30:56 (add an annotation)
Servo
She won't get far in those cheap pumps... feel like a sneaker, though.

A reference to Easy Spirit's advertising campaign promising a shoe that "looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker."

00:31:31 (add an annotation)
Secret Agent
I believe she had swallowed some sort of lethal capsule, and then it...
Servo
...Wriggled and wiggled and triggered inside her!

A reference to the old children's song, "I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly." In the song, the titular old lady swallows a bird to catch the spider that "wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her."

00:31:57 (add an annotation)
Secret Agent, to diver
Come back as soon as you've scouted the island.
Crow
Gotta get this suit back to Ivan Tors.

Ivan Tors is perhaps best known as the television and film producer responsible for "Flipper", "Sea Hunt", "The Aquanauts", and "Daktari". Tors also supplied the divers and equipment for the Bond film "Thunderball".

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Servo
You know, I've always wanteed to see the inside of Bebe Rebozo's house... Dick?

Charles "Bebe" Rebozo was a Florida businessman and close friend of Richard Nixon. His professional and financial ties to the president were brought under scrutiny during the Watergate investigations.

00:32:57 (add an annotation)
Servo, as muted trumpet plays in the background
Something tells me that Wynton Marsalis is around the next corner.

Wynton Marsalis is a Grammy award-winning jazz trumpeter and composer. In 1997 he became the first jazz musician to win the Pulitzer Prize in music.

00:35:06 (add an annotation)
Servo
It's the M.C. Escher house!

M.C. Escher was a graphic artist famous for his 'impossible' structures, symmetry drawings, and optical illusions.

00:40:13 (add an annotation)
Spy
Captain, I think we ought to destroy the island completely.
Crow
Okay, Mister Manifest Destiny!

Manifest destiny was a slogan used by politicians in the 1840s to justify America's westward expansion. Amongst those who subscribed to this belief were not many Mexicans or Native Americans.

00:40:47 (add an annotation)
Mighty Jack Agent
Say, Captain, should we drop a few bombs? It'll keep them quiet for awhile.
Captain
Good idea.
Servo
It's what Kissinger would do.

Probably a reference to the illegal US bombing campaign in Laos and Cambodia supervised by Henry Kissinger during the Vietnam War.

00:44:00

Second host segment

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Atari
It's Q again.
Crow
Nothing compares to Q.

Most probably a reference to Sinead O'Connor's major hit and Prince's notable effort to conserve the letters 't', 'y', and 'o', "Nothing Compares 2 U."

00:46:54 (add an annotation)
Joel
...And strap your hands across my engines!

A quote from Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run."

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Servo
Oh wow, they're swimming right to Robert Schuller's Crystal Cathedral!

Widely regarded as one of the 'Churches of the Stars', the Crystal Cathedral is 12-story steel and glass structure built by Rev. Robert Schuller, who began his ministry in 1955 as pastor of California's first drive-in church.

00:55:25 (add an annotation)
Servo
Oh wow, she's got no toes-- foot binding!

A Chinese tradition abandoned in the early 20th century, wherein the feet of upperclass girls were bound tightly to restrict the growth of and deform the foot. At least four of the toes on each foot would be broken in the process, if not lost entirely.

00:56:47 (add an annotation)
Servo, as beatnik-y guy playing guitar
My name is Bobby Zimmerman!

Bob Dylan was actually born Robert Allen Zimmerman, and later had his name legally changed.

00:57:06 (add an annotation)
Crow
No, I am Sancho Panza.

Sancho Panza was Don Quixote's servant in the classic novel by Miguel de Cervantes. After Don Quixote goes mad reading too many romances, he declares himself a knight with Sancho as his squire, and they set off in search of adventure.

01:05:05 (add an annotation)
Old Guy
It was out of vanity...
Joel
...and Apollonia.

A reference to the incredibly complex and oversexed personal/professional life of Prince and a couple of women who definitely were not born with the names Apollonia and Vanity. Has a lot to do with Purple Rain and a band with 6 somethings in it.

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Crow
Shhh! Don't talk about that war!

From "The Germans" episode of Fawlty Towers. The war in question in the episode is of course World War II, although the war just spoken of in the experiment is the Vietnam War.

01:12:43

Third host segment

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Servo
I was born in a house my father built.

The first sentence of Richard Nixon's autobiography, "RN: The Memoirs of Richard Nixon".

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Crow, as gunshots ricochet off of oil drums
They hate these cans!

"He hates these cans" is Navin Johnson's conclusion when a sniper tries to shoot him, misses, and hits a pyramid of oil cans instead in the 1979 Steve Martin film "The Jerk".

01:32:57

Final host segment

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Servo
I remember! The scene where Queequeg sits motionless on the deck meditating, fortelling the death of the crew.
Crow
Oh, yeah! Yeah! And Scout sees Atticus shoot the mad dog in the street and...
Joel
And then Patrick Swayze comes in and says--
All
"It's my way or the highway!"

Unable to recall anything about the experiment, Joel and the 'bots piece together new memories of their favorite scenes from the film from Moby Dick, To Kill A Mockingbird, and Road House, respectively.

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TV's Frank
Hard Berg (methought), so cold, so vast, With mortal damps self-overcast; Exhaling still thy dankish breath-- Adrift dissolving, bound for death!

Lines 28-31 of "The Berg (A Dream)" by Herman Melville.