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417: Crash Of The Moons

Rocky Jones and his group try to rescue the people on two moons which are about to collide.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:01:26

Opening Segment

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Crow selling GRIT
I'm just trying to put a little jingle in my jeans!
00:03:03

Invention Exchange

00:05:48

Short Starts (General Hospital)

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Crow
Can I take your helmet? Oh... that's your hair...
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Man, to wife
I won't be long.
Servo, as wife
No kidding, you don't have to tell ME!
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Crow
Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try booze!
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Servo, singing
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you...

Elizabeth(Madeline Kahn) sings this in the 1974 movie "Young Frankenstein" as she, er, becomes acquainted with the "enormous schwanstücker" of the Monster(Peter Boyle).

00:13:55

Movie Begins

00:13:57

start of "crash of the moons" feature

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Servo
"Crash of the Moons", two frat boys in a butt-on collision.
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Crow
...and the airship is pulling up to the tower now, and oh my god, it's burst into flames. Oh the humanity!

From Herbert Morrison's broadcast of the Hindenburg tragedy, in Lakehurst, New Jersey.

00:23:16

First Host Segment

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Crow
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz, Oh what a bad film it is!

Paraphrase of an old Alka-Seltzer advertising jingle.

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Crow
Hehehe ILM you've done it again!

ILM: Industrial Light and Magic. A special effects studio. Crow is doing a mashup of cartoon character Mr. Magoo's cliché line "Oh, Magoo... you've done it again!"

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Tom Servo Singing
Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel...

Lyrics from the song "The Windmills of Your Mind"

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Tom, Joel, and Crow singing
The weather started getting rough, the tiny wheel was tossed...

This is a modified version of the TV show Gilligan's Island's theme song.

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Joel
They're on a Tilt-A-Whirl station!

A "Tilt-A-Whirl" is a classic circus ride renown for it's vomit inducing motion.

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Crow
I'm comin' Elizabeth!!

An impression of Red Fox's Fred Sanford doing one of his famous catch phrases. From the TV show Sanford and Son.

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Servo
I know nothing!

Bavarro is played by John Banner who also played "Schultz" on the TV show "Hogan's Heroes". Tom is saying his catch phrase from the show.

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Winky
Hi, Bavarro.
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Bavaro
What you say?!
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All, as the Orbit Jet flys by
PIGS IN SPACE!

"Pigs In Space" was a recurring skit on "The Muppet Show."

00:44:10

Second Host Segment

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Crow
My First Lobotomy Kit, by Sony.
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Rocky
Quick, Winky! Cover your face!
Crow
No, no. More of your face!
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Third Host Segment

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Joel, reading from Crow's teleplay
Well, Tatookalom Grinklesnork, today we've learned a great fringleworm. Never to try to change the blinkarunken cranks of Cranglemore Cacrankensnork.
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Tom, as Rocky
Bobby, you're a bad person and nobody likes you.
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Final Host Segment

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Stinger