the Distributed MST3K Annotation Project

Convert Old Quotes from Episode 504

The DAP Master List contains quotes from each MST3K episode, though they serve a different purpose: most need no explanation to be funny. Some, however, could use some annotations, and would be helpful to list here. To that end, here's a list of the existing quotes for this episode.

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<Crow> Secret Agent Super Dragon in a deadly game of Hungry Hungry Hippo!

<Spy> I'll need some help; how about Babyface? <Crow> But he's three years old!

<Joel> Amster-damn-I'm-good!

<Crow> Ironically, death actually softens the blow of the pun!

<Crow> Wait, wait wait! Who's alive here?! Let's count off!

<Servo, looking at sign> Plastifa, a division of ConHugeCo.

<Crow, in Jackie Mason voice> My table's a guy, my pen is a phone, I'm NUTS!

<Crow, as the guy pulls a secret message out from the back of a cuckoo clock> Congratulations on your purchase of a Black Forest Cuckoo Clock.

<Joel> I gotta drain the Super Dragon.

<Servo> It might really help if they let us in on the plot, you know?

<Spy> Teach him some manners, will you? <Crow> Well, the small fork is for the shrimp and keep your head below the queen's.

<Joel> You know in that light she looks just like Geddy Lee.