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Beginning of the episode
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First Host Segment
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- Servo
- Mike, this encyclopedia is *worthless* for my Biography of Roland Gift.
Roland Gift is an actor and musician, also named by People magazine to
be one of the top 50 beautiful people in the world.
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- Crow
- Yeah, and Congress is spelled with an "f". What is that,
"Congreff"?
The letter "s" was sometimes written with a character that
appears to be a lowercase "f" without the crossbar, called
the long or medial "s". This character disappeared out at the
beginning of the 19th Century.
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- Servo
- There's a volume for the letter epsilon.
Epsilon is the fifth letter of the Greek alphabet.
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- Crow
- There's a mailing address for Machu Picchu.
Machu Picchu is a famous archaeological site in Peru, built by the
Incas. It was abandoned around 1532 during the Spanish conquest of
Peru.
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- Servo
- It's got a picture of Stonehenge...
- Mike
- So?
- Servo
- Under construction.
Stonehenge is the famous archaeological structure in England built
around 2500 B.C.
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- Servo
- Aaah, anything that's not written on papyrus will do.
Papyrus was the precursor to paper, used in ancient civilizations; most
notably Egypt.
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- Crow
- Wow, 27 pages on Gwen Stefani alone.
Gwen Stefani is the lead singer for the band No Doubt, which became
extremely popular in the mid-90s.
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- Pearl
- You guys should probably write to Amnesty...International...House
of...Pancakes or whatever.
Amnesty International is non-governmental organization that campaigns
for human rights. The International House of Pancakes is an American
restaurant chain specializing in breakfast foods.
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- Roman Guard
- The Emperor is about to begin his violin recital upstairs ma'am.
There is a false legend that Roman Emperor Nero calmly played a violin
(or a fiddle) as Rome burned to the ground in the first century AD. The
fire started by Bobo in the closing segment also refers back to this.
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- Observer
- Pearl, tell me about the rabbits again please.
A reference to Lennie from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men.
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- Mike Down
- I was just at a 401(k) planning meeting.
A 401(k) is an American retirement plan.
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Movie Begins
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- Crow
- A Jonathan Winters/Billie Holiday Production.
Jonathan Winters is an American comedic actor. Billie Holiday was a
great American jazz singer.
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- Servo
- Twenty exclusive hits by the original artists!
An often-seen late-night commercial for TV-only offers has featured a
collection of popular music, often containing the phrase "hits by
the original artists", listed on the screen either one by one, or
scrolling.
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- Mike
- Sounds like someone owns himself a DX7 keyboard, huh?
The Yamaha DX7 (1983-1986) was the first commercially successful
synthesizer.
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- Tom Servo
- Featuring music normally heard at the Day Inn Lounge at Columbia
Heights.
Columbia Heights is a predominantly black inner city neighborhood of
Washington, D.C.
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- Mike
- Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it!
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- Crow
- Ah, there's going to be seven levels of Hell in this movie, too.
A play on the writer's last name and that of Dante Alighieri, author of
the Divine Comedy, which describes seven levels of Hell.
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- Narrator
- While most of the inhabitants of this generation are content, there are
some who have grown restless and impatient.
- Tom
- Like Pat Riley here, for instance.
Pat Riley is an NBA coach who has won four championships. He has
coached the Los Angeles Lakers, the New York Knicks, and the Miami
Heat.
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- Tom
- He's like an Armand Assantawantabe.
Referene to Armand Assante, who has acted in many films, including
Fatal Instinct and Hoffa.
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- Crow
- He made a bomb out of soap and Paco Rabanne.
Paco Rabanne is a fashion designer who started out his career making
bizarre jewlery.
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- Mike
- Melissa Manchester.
Melissa Manchester is an American singer-songwriter and actress.
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- Crow imitating the Blue Danube Waltz a la 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Da da da da LAME, da da lame lame...
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- Crow
- Oi!
"Oi!" is a phrase used by Mark "Jacko" Jackson (who
looks like Devers) in a series of Energizer battery commercials in the
1980s.
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- Servo, as Lt. Lamont
- I'm insane!
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- Crow
- Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God!
Sting (1951-) is a British musician; Debbie Reynolds (1932-) is an
American actress and singer; and God (????-) is traditionally depicted
as an elderly man with a white beard.
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- Servo
- Graphics by Kenner.
Kenner was an American toy that was bought by Hasbro.
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- Mike
- Special effects by Industrial Light and Morons.
Reference to Industrial Light and Magic, the motion picture special
effects company that was founded by George Lucas in 1975. They have
done work for many films, including the Indiana Jones movies, the
Jurassic Park movies, and Terminator 2.
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- Crow
- Yeah, I told you we should've landed at LaGuardia.
LaGuardia is New York's smallest airport, but the closest to Manhattan.
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- Servo
- Kalgan, blow me away!
Calgon is a maker of bath and body products. Their slogan is "Take
me away!".
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- Crow
- So really, how does this help the Basque separatists?
The Basques are an ethnic group in the Pyrenees Mountains that have
been subjugated under foreign rule for centuries and often conduct
terrorist activities in hopes of attaining liberation.
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- Guy on screen
- It's gonna blow!
- Servo
- If the first 10 minutes are any indication, the whole movie's gonna
blow!
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- Crow, as Lea
- My Buns of Steel videos are in there!
A popular exercise video in the mid-1990s
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- Crow
- John Waters.
John Waters is an American director most noted for his controversial
movies. His most popular movies are Hairspray, Cry-Baby, and Serial
Mom.
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- Mike, as Devers
- Hey, look at this. The office newsletter says I look like Susan Powter.
Susan Powter is a motivational speaker and personal trainer.
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- Crow as the commander
- Should I spend 20 on Griffey?
Referring to a Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card
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- Mike, as the large, bearded commander
- I don't know if this helps, but 'Ho ho ho.'
Reference to the commander looking like Santa Claus.
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- Mike, as guard
- So, uh, we got Benedictine monks in the floorboards unfortunately. We
have set some traps with fresh bread and brandy though.
Benedictine is thought to be the world's oldest liqueur, is made from
brandy, and was created by the Benedictine monks in Normandy.
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- Servo
- Whoa, I drank too much Surge.
Surge is a discontinued soft-drink from the Coca-Cola Company that was
noted for its high caffeine content. It is still sold in Norway under
the name Urge.
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- Calgon
- We got two for the price of one!
- Mike, as Calgon
- We had a coupon.
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- Crow
- Robbie Robertson.
Jaime "Robbie" Robertson was the guitarist and songwriter for
the band, The Band.
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- Crow
- Death by snicker-snag.
A snicker-snag is dangling spittle, sucked up at the last second before
breaking free and becoming spit, or snag.
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- Mike, as council member
- I'd like to confuse bok choi with cabbage, sir.
Bok choi is the Eastern variety of the Western cabbage vegetable and
have near-identical appearances.
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- Mike
- Crow! Servo! What the Hell, Michigan is going on?
There really is a city by the name of Hell in the state of Michigan.
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- Servo
- Eat munchy, crunchy, chocolatey, cocoa death, Crow!
This is a reference to the cereal Cocoa Pebbles.
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- Crow
- Enjoy a nice serving of brown betty with death! But, but, mostly eat
death.
A dessert made with apples.
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- Mike, as Ryder
- Hey, do you know where I can get some Zubaz, man?
Zubaz are a brand of exercise clothes developed primarily for
weightlifters in the early 1990s. Most notable for their tapered cuffs,
elastic waistbands and flamboyant designs.
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- Servo, as computer
- You've got mail.
Famous slogan from AOL.
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- Servo
- We now switch live to Spencer's Gifts.
Spencer's Gifts is a specialty store in the U.S. that is famous for its
novelty and gag items.
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- Mike, as Bellerian, singing
- Hey, Macarena.
The Macarena was a popular song and dance by Los del Río released in
1993. The movement the Bellerian makes is similar to one of the dance
moves of the Macarena dance.
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- Crow
- It's a Wicca Tupperware party.
Wicca is a neo-pagan religion primarily noted for its worshiping
festivals. A Tupperware party was a marketing strategy developed in the
1950s where women would get together and host a social event to promote
a product.
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- Crow, as character
- My poultice.
a poultice is a medicated healing bandage.
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- Servo
- Mother Angelica aerobics.
Mother Angelica is founder of the Eternal Word Television Network
(EWTN) Christian station. She is also the host of Mother Angelica Live,
of which the music in the scene is reminiscent of the music on the
Mother Angelica Live show.
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- Crow, as character, impersonating
- I like playing with the nobs.
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- Servo
- Hey, one of the new Monkees.
There was a short-lived run of a remake of the old Monkees show, titled
The New Monkees.
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- Crowe
- Oh, Gopher, are you lost?
Gopher was a character on the TV show "The Love Boat", played
by Fred Grandy.
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- Crow
- Those Formica monitors don't have a lot of resolution.
Formica is a type of plastic.
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- Mike, as character
- Uh, excuse me Al Lewis.
Al Lewis is an actor who is most popular for his role of Grandpa on
"The Munsters".
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- Mike
- Herbie, the misfit elf.
Mike makes a misquote, it's actually supposed to be Hermey. Hermey was
a character on the stop-motion animation movie "Rudolph the
Red-nosed Reindeer". Hermey was a misfit elf because he didn't
want to make toys, but to be a dentist.
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- Crow
- He looks like Billy Jean King.
Billy Jean King is a retired female tennis player.
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- Mike
- Oh no, snow mobilers!
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- Servo
- I've seen this before--compulsory splatball.
Splatball is another name for paintball, a sport wear people shot
paintballs out of air-compressed guns. The masks splatballers wear are
the same type of masks the goons wear in this scene.
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- Mike
- Oh no, he's above the stage and now he's going to fall right in at the
end of the opera.
A reference to the Gaston Leroux novel "The Phantom of the
Opera". One of the Phantom's victims is killed, then hung from
the rafters of the aforementioned opera house and displayed during a
performance during the course of the story.
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- Crow
- By the way, Kalgan, we need more of you.
A pun on the name Calgon, a product brand that makes cleaning products
such as soap and dish detergent
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- Mike
- No, the death of Rick Springfield!
Rick Springfield is an Australian singer and songwriter.
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- Servo, as character
- I just wish I had Jessie's girl!
A line in the popular Rick Springfield song "Jessie's Girl"
for which he won a Grammy in 1981.
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- Mike
- Ooh! He had a mouthful of Starburst.
Starburst is a chewy fruit-flavored candy.
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- Crow
- Shake it, Ralph Macchio!
Ralph Macchio is an actor, most famous for his role as Daniel-san from
the Karate Kid movies.
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- Servo
- Yeah, Mike, I bet you were really into the "Thompson Twins",
right? You were "Wang Chung"-ing it all over the place, huh?
The Thompson Twins were a famous British new wave band in the 1980s,
most noted for their song "Hold Me Now". Wang Chung was also
a British new wave pop band in the 80s.
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- Mike
- Man, Shari Lewis has got it going on!
Shari Lewis was a ventriloquist and puppeteer, most famous for being
the host of Lamb Chop's Play-Along.
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- Servo
- Ugh, without Metracal this would not be possible.
Metracal was the first of the weight-loss shakes, similar to Slim-Fast.
It is no longer on the market.
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- Mike
- Man, I would rather get a table-dance from Trent Lott.
Trent Lott is a U.S. Senator from Mississippi who held the Senate
Majority Leader position in the late 1990s.
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- Mike
- This is less subtle than an Annie Sprinkle performance piece.
Annie Sprinkle is a former porn star and prostitute who now does
performance art.
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- Servo
- Uh, she's presenting like a mandril!
Mandrills are the largest of the monkey family and are well-known for
their mating rituals which consist of the males to shake their
brightly-colored butts at the females.
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- Mike, as Lea after dancing
- Did you see my butt?
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- Servo
- Wow, it's like Nick and Nora Charles.
Argumentative characters in the "Thin Man" series of films
played by William Powell and Myrna Loy.
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- Crow
- Bennigan's, 1985.
An Irish themed pub-restaurant.
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- Lea
- I know that woman over there. She works on the bridge.
- Mike
- She's got an awesome package; I never noticed that before.
'Package' in this case is a reference to her groin, which looks like a
male's due to its bulge.
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- Crow
- She's walking with two Mexican wrestlers.
Mexican wrestlers often wear masks as part of their costumes.
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- Crow, Australian accent
- She's got an armadillo down her trousers.
This is a reference to the movie 'This Is Spinal Tap', where Nigel
Tufnel says: "We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really
quite frightening."
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- Crow, commenting on go-kart chase scene
- Put your helmet on; we'll be reaching speeds of 3!
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- Crow, during the Enforcer shoot-out
- Put the top up, put the top up!!
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- Servo, as Devers, singing
- De do do do, de da da da, is all I want to say to you.
Sample lyrics from the Police song "De Do Do Do, De Da Da
Da". The character Devers looks similar to the band's lead
singer/bassist Sting.
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- Crow, as the just killed bridge officer is shown still at her post due to bad editing
- I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman a second chance.
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- Servo
- It's Kevorkian.
Jack Kevorkian, a.k.a. "Doctor Death", is an American
pathologist who was famous for his role in the assisted suicides of his
patients.
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- Mike, impersonating
- I was just about to do the Monster Mash.
The "Monster Mash" is a wildly popular Halloween-themed song
from the 1960s, sung by Bobby Pickett in an imitation of movie legend
Boris Karloff.
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- Servo
- Whoa, here comes Lord of the Dance.
Irish-American dancer Michael Flatly, formerly of Riverdance, went on
to create his own dancing production, "Lord of the Dance".
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- Mike, impersonating
- Oh, we're going to the Deep Freeze, I must say.
"I must say..." is a catch phrase of the Saturday Night Live
character created by Martin Short. The character had a distinctive
Mohawk-like haircut similar to the goon in this scene.
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- Crow, as character
- I'm late for Roddy McDowall practice.
Roddy McDowall was a British actor.
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- Crow, dressed as a Bellerian
- Oh, hey, Mike. I'm a Bellerian.
Throughout the MST3K series, Crow often dresses up as a featured
character of the movie experiment, convinced that he is that character.
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- Observer
- I-I like lettuce...
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- Crow
- I look good as a Bellerian.
Notice how Crow is still dressed as a Bellerian.
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- Servo
- He killed Mitch Gaylord!
Mitch Gaylord is an Olympic gymnast who won the gold medal in gymnasics
in 1984.
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- Mike, nicknaming Ryder
- Flint Ironstag!
- Crow
- Bolt Vanderhuge!
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- Mike, impersonating
- This is as exciting as exciting can be, I must say.
Mike is doing another Ed Grimley impersonation.
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- Mike, nicknaming Ryder
- Thick McRunfast!
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- Mike, as Captain Jansen
- Blitzen.
Blitzen is one of Santa Claus' reindeer.
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- Mike
- The Stevie Nicks workout.
Stevie Nicks is a singer/song-writer noted for her somber and slow
songs. The Bellerians also resemble her.
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- Mike, as the Captain
- Wanna see me shake like a bowl full of jelly?
A paraphrase from Clement Moore's "A Visit from Saint
Nicholas", which reads: "He had a broad face and a round
little belly, / That shook, when he laughed, like a bowl full of
jelly."
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- Mike
- I am a right jolly old elf.
Another line from "A Visit from Saint Nicholas". "He was
chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, / And I laughed when I saw
him, in spite of myself."
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- Crow, as Captain
- Let me just check you twice here.
Reference to the Christmas song "Santa Claus is Coming to
Town". "He's making a list and checking it twice / Gonna to
find out who's naughty and nice."
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- Commander Jensen
- My father, and his father before him...
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- ...also taped wool to their faces.
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- Mike, as Captain Jensen
- We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
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- Mike, as crew member
- Woohoo! We got ISO 9001 certified!
ISO 9000 is a family of standards for quality management systems that
manufacturers use/would apply for.
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- Crow, as Dever
- He's going to have so much sex with your daughter.
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- Crow
- She dusted herself with Super Weight Gain powder to attract him.
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- Crow
- Okay, practice your dog-paddle ladies.
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- Servo, as entering security guard
- Can I borrow a cup of sex?
To "borrow a cup of sugar" is to ask a favor of a friend or
acquaintance, especially one living in the same neighborhood, the same
apartment complex, or some other type of local community held in
common.
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- Crow
- Man, she makes Shelley Duvall look like Shirley Hemple
Both are actresses, but Shelley Duvall is very slender and Shirley
Hemphill (from What's Happening) was large.
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- Crow
- Pantene Pro-V.
Pantene Pro-V is a low-end haircare company featuring commercials where
slinky women shake their long, shiny hair in half-light.
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- Mike
- Glenda Jackson is Kate Moss as Isadora Duncan.
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- Servo, as Bellerian
- Red Rover, Red Rover, let Jimmy come over.
Red Rover is a playground game (also known as also known as Bullrush,
Forcing the City Gates, Pom Pom Pullaway, Octopus Tag, and British
Bulldog) where the phrase "Red rover, red rover, let [name] come
over" is chanted by each team.
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- Servo, singing
- Da da da da, oh right!
Because of an edit, you can see that Crow is no longer dressed as a
Bellerian.
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- Mike, as Enforcer
- They rocked us like a hurricane, sir.
"Rock You Like A Hurricane" is a famous song from 1984 by the
German metal band Scorpions.
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- Servo, as Enforcer
- But we were just working on some night moves, sir.
"Night Moves" is a famous song by Bob Seger.
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- Crow
- I'm not a Bellerian anymore.
Crow points out that he is magically no longer wearing the Bellerian
costume.
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- Crow, as Old Guy
- Come on Metamucil, work your magic!
Metamucil is a fiber laxative many elderly people take.
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- Calgon
- Is this the man?
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- Why, no, sir, you da man.
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- Servo
- So, Lance Kerwin is their thug (laughs).
Lance Kerwin was a child actor in the late 70's/early 80's who bears a
resemblance to Lobster Boy.
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- Crow, as Old Guy
- Quiet, Mitch Miller is on!
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- Mike, as Kalgan
- On Vanilla Ice.
Vanilla Ice (1968- ) is an American rapper best known for his 1990 hit
"Ice Ice Baby" (the bassline of which was controversially
sampled from the 1981 Queen/David Bowie song "Under
Pressure").
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- Servo
- The Honeymooners!
Reference to the opening credits for the TV show 'The Honeymooners'.
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- Crow, as Kalgan
- God I love Pac-Man.
'Pac-Man' was a 1979 arcade game developed by Namco (released in North
America by Bally Midway) and created by Tohru Iwatani. The player's
character tries to eat a multitude of pellets in a maze while avoiding
ghost enemies.
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- Servo
- White Commodores!
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- Ryder
- Let's get out there and kick some ass!!
- Servo, nicknaming Ryder
- Trunk Slamchest!
- Crow
- Fist Rockbone!
- Mike
- Stump Beefknob!
- Servo
- Smash Lampjaw!
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- Mike, as Kalgan
- I'd like some mixed flowers for my eunuch.
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- Mike, impersonating
- She's really struggling, I must say. She's going mental on us, but then
again she isn't.
Mike is doing yet another Ed Grimley impersonation.
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- Mike, as Captain
- What have you got for me, Rick Astley?
Rick Astley is a British songwriter and musician.
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- Crow, as Captain
- Fetch me my warrior muumuu.
A muumuu is a loose fitting garb of Hawiian origin, but now refers also
to maternity clothes and nightgowns.
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- Crow, nicknaming Ryder
- Punch Rockgroin!
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- Mike, nicknaming Ryder
- Buck Plankchest!
- Crow
- Stump Chunkman!
- Servo
- Dirk Hardpeck!
- Mike
- Rip Steakface!
- Crow
- Slate Slabrock!
- Servo
- Crud Bonemeal!
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- Crow, as handicapped guy
- I had a prophylaxis scheduled...
a prophylaxis is a dental treatment to remove plaque and tartar from
the teeth.
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- Mike, as handicapped guy
- Can you sign a check so I can go to Office Max?
Office Max is a nationwide chain of office supply stores much like
Office Depot or Staples.
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- Servo, as guard
- Damn AOL.
America Online, commonly abbreviated as AOL, is an online community
service client that is designed largely to accomodate
non-computer-savvy users (and, not surprisingly, is held as vastly
inferior to the normal World Wide Web interface).
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- Crow
- Wall-mounted keyboards. It must be...THE FUTURE!
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- Crow, as guard
- You mean me, or my familiar over there?
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- Mike, as Lea tries to seduce the guard
- You know, the last 8 times this happened the woman just wanted to get
away...
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- Servo, as Ryder
- Whoa, this is just like the time I got lost at Balley's. Wandered onto
the tennis courts, couldn't get out.
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- Crow, nicknaming Ryder
- Slate Fistcrunch!
- Mike
- Buff Hardback!
- Servo
- Bob Johnson! Oh, wait...
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- Crow
- Morgan Fairchild and Phil Collins, no!
Morgan Fairchild (1950- ) is an American actress. Phil Collins (1951- )
is an English singer and drummer who formerly performed with the band
Genesis but also had a successful solo career.
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- Crow
- This is supposed to be an ipecac, right?
Syrup of ipecac is a substance used to induce vomiting.
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- Mike
- That's the cast of the "Poseidon Adventure" coming the other
way.
"The Poseidon Adventure" is a 1969 novel by Paul Gallico
about a group of people trying to escape a luxury ocean liner that has
been overturned by waves. It was made into a movie in 1972.
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- Mike, as Lea kicks guy with his boxers on
- Holy Cow, that was TOTALLY out of left field!
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- Mike
- Rawhide! Rawhide!
Reference to the whip-cracking noise in the theme song for the TV show
'Rawhide'.
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- Mike
- Ow! Why do you hate my groin so much?
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- Crow
- They woke up the Oakridge Boys!
- Mike sings
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- Crow
- How about some sugar for Sting and Dolph here?
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- Servo, as Ryder
- I'm out of Mega Fuel.
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- Mike
- Lorraine Newman and the Nemanettes.
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- Servo
- Sounds like Kitaro fell asleep on his keyboard.
Masanori Takahashi, a.k.a. Kitaro (1953- ) is a Japanese New Age
instrumental musician.
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- Crow, impersonating
- A horse, my kingdom for a horse.
A quote from Shakespeare's "Richard III'.
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- Crow, as character
- Ooh, someone get me a Zantac, quick!
Zantac (ranitidine) is a brand of over-the-counter medicine used to
treat heartburn and acid indigestion.
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- Mike, as traitor
- Please don't use those stairs!
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- Mike
- It has to be noted that Captain Santa Claus really is failing here.
- Crow
- Absolutely.
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- Mike, as Kalgan
- Stupid Buddhist monk! The Vietnam War's been over for hundreds of
years!
During the Vietnam War, a number of Buddhist monks (such as Thich Quang
Duc) publicly burned themselves to death in protest of the persecution
of Buddhists by South Vietnam's Ngo Dinh Diem administration.
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- Crow
- Wow, I am on the edge of my seat! I should probably scoot back a
little, it'd be more comfortable.
"Edge of my seat" is a common expression for a state of
excitement, such as when watching an action movie.
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- Crow, impersonating
- I must say...
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- Mike, impersonating
- We're being totally defeated, I must say...
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- Crow, singing
- Spider-Skank, Spider-skank.
An imitation of the famous theme song to the 1967 'Spider-Man' animated
cartoon series. Sample lyrics: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Does
whatever a spider can..."
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- Ryder
- Woo!
- Mike, as Ryder
- Who took my purse?
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- Servo, as MacPhearson
- Ah, a nice sitz bath.
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- Mike
- And our brave hero roasts the disabled man!
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- Mike, as Kalgan
- Push on, mighty Cushman!
Manufacturer of golf carts and similar small vehicles.
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- Servo
- You know, in their silliest moments the Three Stooges never reached
this level of indignity.
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- Mike
- You know, a lot of people have compared this scene with the climactic
chariot scene in "Ben Hur". Yeah, you know they usually say,
"Ben Hur was really good. This movie totally sucks."
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- Crow
- Any second Lea is going to jump on her Big Wheel and give chase.
A child's plastic trike, popular in the early 70's. Reference to the
slow speed of the chase.
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- Mike
- What is he, Snidely Whiplash? (laughs)
Snidely Whiplash is the villain of the 'Dudley Do-Right' cartoon series
by Jay Ward (itself a spinoff of Ward's classic 'Rocky and Bullwinkle'
cartoon series).
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- Crow, as Kalgan
- Accursed mountebank!
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- Servo
- Toro, Toro, these things are made by Toro.
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- Crow
- Still, it's better than "Days of Thunder".
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- Ryder
- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
- Servo
- Aaah, now that I've got that out of my system...
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- Mike, nicknaming Ryder
- Roll Fizzlebeef!
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- Mike
- Wow, big explosion for a tiny electric cart.
- Crow
- They shouldn't have been carrying that case of cleaning fluid and
nitroglycerin and gel ignite.
- Servo
- And plus, he microwaved an egg at the same time.
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- Servo
- Not since the Fuzzy Zoeller/Lee Trevino collision of 1974 has there
been such a horrible golf cart accident.
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- Crow, as Ryder
- Lea, this could be the start of a beautiful alternate day bulk-up
routine.
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- Servo
- They married and had a healthy 8½ pound pork roast.
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- Crow, as Kalgan
- Me, take me away.
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- Servo
- Boy, you know, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than
this.
- Crow
- A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule. Just give him
a camera for a day, he'd come up with something better than this.
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- Mike
- Music rejected by the band "Survivor".
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- Crow
- Ah, the Lobster Guy was played by Guy Pringle.
- Mike
- Agh, wouldn't wanna slam a stack of that guy.
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- Servo, singing
- She's a maniac, a maniac on the floor.
Sample lyrics from the 1983 song "Maniac" by Michael Sembello
(featured in the 1983 Jennifer Beals movie "Flashdance").
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- Servo, singing
- Don't pay the ferryman!
Sample lyrics from the 1982 song "Don't Pay the Ferryman" by
Chris de Burgh.
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- All, singing
- Some day love will find you!
Sample lyrics from the 1983 song "Separate Ways (Worlds
Apart)" by Journey.
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- Servo, reading credits
- Continuity: Bev Wilbraham? Can she be legally arrested now?
Probably a reference to the glaring continuity error earlier in the
movie when a previously killed crew member was shown alive and working
at her post in a later scene.
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- Mike, singing
- I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can...
Sample lyrics from the 1984 song "Sunglasses At Night" by
Corey Hart.
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- Crow
- This band will be appearing at the Bombay Bicycle Club later this
weekend.
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- Observer
- String tastes funny.
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