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820: Space Mutiny

After a mutiny, a captain needs help getting back control of his spaceship, The Southern Sun.

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00:00:00

Beginning of the episode

00:01:33

First Host Segment

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Servo
Mike, this encyclopedia is *worthless* for my Biography of Roland Gift.

Roland Gift is an actor and musician, also named by People magazine to be one of the top 50 beautiful people in the world.

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Crow
Yeah, and Congress is spelled with an "f". What is that, "Congreff"?

The letter "s" was sometimes written with a character that appears to be a lowercase "f" without the crossbar, called the long or medial "s". This character disappeared out at the beginning of the 19th Century.

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Servo
There's a volume for the letter epsilon.

Epsilon is the fifth letter of the Greek alphabet.

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Crow
There's a mailing address for Machu Picchu.

Machu Picchu is a famous archaeological site in Peru, built by the Incas. It was abandoned around 1532 during the Spanish conquest of Peru.

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Servo
It's got a picture of Stonehenge...
Mike
So?
Servo
Under construction.

Stonehenge is the famous archaeological structure in England built around 2500 B.C.

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Servo
Aaah, anything that's not written on papyrus will do.

Papyrus was the precursor to paper, used in ancient civilizations; most notably Egypt.

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Crow
Wow, 27 pages on Gwen Stefani alone.

Gwen Stefani is the lead singer for the band No Doubt, which became extremely popular in the mid-90s.

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Pearl
You guys should probably write to Amnesty...International...House of...Pancakes or whatever.

Amnesty International is non-governmental organization that campaigns for human rights. The International House of Pancakes is an American restaurant chain specializing in breakfast foods.

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Roman Guard
The Emperor is about to begin his violin recital upstairs ma'am.

There is a false legend that Roman Emperor Nero calmly played a violin (or a fiddle) as Rome burned to the ground in the first century AD. The fire started by Bobo in the closing segment also refers back to this.

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Observer
Pearl, tell me about the rabbits again please.

A reference to Lennie from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men.

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Mike Down
I was just at a 401(k) planning meeting.

A 401(k) is an American retirement plan.

00:07:24

Movie Begins

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Crow
A Jonathan Winters/Billie Holiday Production.

Jonathan Winters is an American comedic actor. Billie Holiday was a great American jazz singer.

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Servo
Twenty exclusive hits by the original artists!

An often-seen late-night commercial for TV-only offers has featured a collection of popular music, often containing the phrase "hits by the original artists", listed on the screen either one by one, or scrolling.

00:07:54 (add an annotation)
Mike
Sounds like someone owns himself a DX7 keyboard, huh?

The Yamaha DX7 (1983-1986) was the first commercially successful synthesizer.

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Tom Servo
Featuring music normally heard at the Day Inn Lounge at Columbia Heights.

Columbia Heights is a predominantly black inner city neighborhood of Washington, D.C.

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Mike
Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it!
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Crow
Ah, there's going to be seven levels of Hell in this movie, too.

A play on the writer's last name and that of Dante Alighieri, author of the Divine Comedy, which describes seven levels of Hell.

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Narrator
While most of the inhabitants of this generation are content, there are some who have grown restless and impatient.
Tom
Like Pat Riley here, for instance.

Pat Riley is an NBA coach who has won four championships. He has coached the Los Angeles Lakers, the New York Knicks, and the Miami Heat.

00:09:59 (add an annotation)
Tom
He's like an Armand Assantawantabe.

Referene to Armand Assante, who has acted in many films, including Fatal Instinct and Hoffa.

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Crow
He made a bomb out of soap and Paco Rabanne.

Paco Rabanne is a fashion designer who started out his career making bizarre jewlery.

00:10:17 (add an annotation)
Mike
Melissa Manchester.

Melissa Manchester is an American singer-songwriter and actress.

00:10:42 (add an annotation)
Crow imitating the Blue Danube Waltz a la 2001: A Space Odyssey
Da da da da LAME, da da lame lame...
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Crow
Oi!

"Oi!" is a phrase used by Mark "Jacko" Jackson (who looks like Devers) in a series of Energizer battery commercials in the 1980s.

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Servo, as Lt. Lamont
I'm insane!
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Crow
Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God!

Sting (1951-) is a British musician; Debbie Reynolds (1932-) is an American actress and singer; and God (????-) is traditionally depicted as an elderly man with a white beard.

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Servo
Graphics by Kenner.

Kenner was an American toy that was bought by Hasbro.

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Mike
Special effects by Industrial Light and Morons.

Reference to Industrial Light and Magic, the motion picture special effects company that was founded by George Lucas in 1975. They have done work for many films, including the Indiana Jones movies, the Jurassic Park movies, and Terminator 2.

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Crow
Yeah, I told you we should've landed at LaGuardia.

LaGuardia is New York's smallest airport, but the closest to Manhattan.

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Servo
Kalgan, blow me away!

Calgon is a maker of bath and body products. Their slogan is "Take me away!".

00:14:33 (add an annotation)
Crow
So really, how does this help the Basque separatists?

The Basques are an ethnic group in the Pyrenees Mountains that have been subjugated under foreign rule for centuries and often conduct terrorist activities in hopes of attaining liberation.

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Guy on screen
It's gonna blow!
Servo
If the first 10 minutes are any indication, the whole movie's gonna blow!
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Crow, as Lea
My Buns of Steel videos are in there!

A popular exercise video in the mid-1990s

00:15:37 (add an annotation)
Crow
John Waters.

John Waters is an American director most noted for his controversial movies. His most popular movies are Hairspray, Cry-Baby, and Serial Mom.

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Mike, as Devers
Hey, look at this. The office newsletter says I look like Susan Powter.

Susan Powter is a motivational speaker and personal trainer.

00:16:13 (add an annotation)
Crow as the commander
Should I spend 20 on Griffey?

Referring to a Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card

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Mike, as the large, bearded commander
I don't know if this helps, but 'Ho ho ho.'

Reference to the commander looking like Santa Claus.

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Mike, as guard
So, uh, we got Benedictine monks in the floorboards unfortunately. We have set some traps with fresh bread and brandy though.

Benedictine is thought to be the world's oldest liqueur, is made from brandy, and was created by the Benedictine monks in Normandy.

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Servo
Whoa, I drank too much Surge.

Surge is a discontinued soft-drink from the Coca-Cola Company that was noted for its high caffeine content. It is still sold in Norway under the name Urge.

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Calgon
We got two for the price of one!
Mike, as Calgon
We had a coupon.
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Crow
Robbie Robertson.

Jaime "Robbie" Robertson was the guitarist and songwriter for the band, The Band.

00:21:27 (add an annotation)
Crow
Death by snicker-snag.

A snicker-snag is dangling spittle, sucked up at the last second before breaking free and becoming spit, or snag.

00:21:48 (add an annotation)
Mike, as council member
I'd like to confuse bok choi with cabbage, sir.

Bok choi is the Eastern variety of the Western cabbage vegetable and have near-identical appearances.

00:22:15

First Host Segment

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Mike
Crow! Servo! What the Hell, Michigan is going on?

There really is a city by the name of Hell in the state of Michigan.

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Servo
Eat munchy, crunchy, chocolatey, cocoa death, Crow!

This is a reference to the cereal Cocoa Pebbles.

00:23:27 (add an annotation)
Crow
Enjoy a nice serving of brown betty with death! But, but, mostly eat death.

A dessert made with apples.

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Mike, as Ryder
Hey, do you know where I can get some Zubaz, man?

Zubaz are a brand of exercise clothes developed primarily for weightlifters in the early 1990s. Most notable for their tapered cuffs, elastic waistbands and flamboyant designs.

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Servo, as computer
You've got mail.

Famous slogan from AOL.

00:26:15 (add an annotation)
Servo
We now switch live to Spencer's Gifts.

Spencer's Gifts is a specialty store in the U.S. that is famous for its novelty and gag items.

00:26:20 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Bellerian, singing
Hey, Macarena.

The Macarena was a popular song and dance by Los del Río released in 1993. The movement the Bellerian makes is similar to one of the dance moves of the Macarena dance.

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Crow
It's a Wicca Tupperware party.

Wicca is a neo-pagan religion primarily noted for its worshiping festivals. A Tupperware party was a marketing strategy developed in the 1950s where women would get together and host a social event to promote a product.

00:26:38 (add an annotation)
Crow, as character
My poultice.

a poultice is a medicated healing bandage.

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Servo
Mother Angelica aerobics.

Mother Angelica is founder of the Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) Christian station. She is also the host of Mother Angelica Live, of which the music in the scene is reminiscent of the music on the Mother Angelica Live show.

00:29:08 (add an annotation)
Crow, as character, impersonating
I like playing with the nobs.
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Servo
Hey, one of the new Monkees.

There was a short-lived run of a remake of the old Monkees show, titled The New Monkees.

00:29:27 (add an annotation)
Crowe
Oh, Gopher, are you lost?

Gopher was a character on the TV show "The Love Boat", played by Fred Grandy.

00:29:49 (add an annotation)
Crow
Those Formica monitors don't have a lot of resolution.

Formica is a type of plastic.

00:30:30 (add an annotation)
Mike, as character
Uh, excuse me Al Lewis.

Al Lewis is an actor who is most popular for his role of Grandpa on "The Munsters".

00:30:52 (add an annotation)
Mike
Herbie, the misfit elf.

Mike makes a misquote, it's actually supposed to be Hermey. Hermey was a character on the stop-motion animation movie "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer". Hermey was a misfit elf because he didn't want to make toys, but to be a dentist.

00:30:55 (add an annotation)
Crow
He looks like Billy Jean King.

Billy Jean King is a retired female tennis player.

00:31:00 (add an annotation)
Mike
Oh no, snow mobilers!
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Servo
I've seen this before--compulsory splatball.

Splatball is another name for paintball, a sport wear people shot paintballs out of air-compressed guns. The masks splatballers wear are the same type of masks the goons wear in this scene.

00:31:14 (add an annotation)
Mike
Oh no, he's above the stage and now he's going to fall right in at the end of the opera.

A reference to the Gaston Leroux novel "The Phantom of the Opera". One of the Phantom's victims is killed, then hung from the rafters of the aforementioned opera house and displayed during a performance during the course of the story.

00:31:55 (add an annotation)
Crow
By the way, Kalgan, we need more of you.

A pun on the name Calgon, a product brand that makes cleaning products such as soap and dish detergent

00:32:00 (add an annotation)
Mike
No, the death of Rick Springfield!

Rick Springfield is an Australian singer and songwriter.

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Servo, as character
I just wish I had Jessie's girl!

A line in the popular Rick Springfield song "Jessie's Girl" for which he won a Grammy in 1981.

00:32:08 (add an annotation)
Mike
Ooh! He had a mouthful of Starburst.

Starburst is a chewy fruit-flavored candy.

00:33:22 (add an annotation)
Crow
Shake it, Ralph Macchio!

Ralph Macchio is an actor, most famous for his role as Daniel-san from the Karate Kid movies.

00:33:25 (add an annotation)
Servo
Yeah, Mike, I bet you were really into the "Thompson Twins", right? You were "Wang Chung"-ing it all over the place, huh?

The Thompson Twins were a famous British new wave band in the 1980s, most noted for their song "Hold Me Now". Wang Chung was also a British new wave pop band in the 80s.

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Mike
Man, Shari Lewis has got it going on!

Shari Lewis was a ventriloquist and puppeteer, most famous for being the host of Lamb Chop's Play-Along.

00:34:02 (add an annotation)
Servo
Ugh, without Metracal this would not be possible.

Metracal was the first of the weight-loss shakes, similar to Slim-Fast. It is no longer on the market.

00:34:06 (add an annotation)
Mike
Man, I would rather get a table-dance from Trent Lott.

Trent Lott is a U.S. Senator from Mississippi who held the Senate Majority Leader position in the late 1990s.

00:34:17 (add an annotation)
Mike
This is less subtle than an Annie Sprinkle performance piece.

Annie Sprinkle is a former porn star and prostitute who now does performance art.

00:34:24 (add an annotation)
Servo
Uh, she's presenting like a mandril!

Mandrills are the largest of the monkey family and are well-known for their mating rituals which consist of the males to shake their brightly-colored butts at the females.

00:34:34 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Lea after dancing
Did you see my butt?
00:34:50 (add an annotation)
Servo
Wow, it's like Nick and Nora Charles.

Argumentative characters in the "Thin Man" series of films played by William Powell and Myrna Loy.

00:35:17 (add an annotation)
Crow
Bennigan's, 1985.

An Irish themed pub-restaurant.

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Lea
I know that woman over there. She works on the bridge.
Mike
She's got an awesome package; I never noticed that before.

'Package' in this case is a reference to her groin, which looks like a male's due to its bulge.

00:35:37 (add an annotation)
Crow
She's walking with two Mexican wrestlers.

Mexican wrestlers often wear masks as part of their costumes.

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Crow, Australian accent
She's got an armadillo down her trousers.

This is a reference to the movie 'This Is Spinal Tap', where Nigel Tufnel says: "We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

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Crow, commenting on go-kart chase scene
Put your helmet on; we'll be reaching speeds of 3!
00:37:08 (add an annotation)
Crow, during the Enforcer shoot-out
Put the top up, put the top up!!
00:37:17 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Devers, singing
De do do do, de da da da, is all I want to say to you.

Sample lyrics from the Police song "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da". The character Devers looks similar to the band's lead singer/bassist Sting.

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Crow, as the just killed bridge officer is shown still at her post due to bad editing
I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman a second chance.
00:39:02 (add an annotation)
Servo
It's Kevorkian.

Jack Kevorkian, a.k.a. "Doctor Death", is an American pathologist who was famous for his role in the assisted suicides of his patients.

00:39:23 (add an annotation)
Mike, impersonating
I was just about to do the Monster Mash.

The "Monster Mash" is a wildly popular Halloween-themed song from the 1960s, sung by Bobby Pickett in an imitation of movie legend Boris Karloff.

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Servo
Whoa, here comes Lord of the Dance.

Irish-American dancer Michael Flatly, formerly of Riverdance, went on to create his own dancing production, "Lord of the Dance".

00:40:53 (add an annotation)
Mike, impersonating
Oh, we're going to the Deep Freeze, I must say.

"I must say..." is a catch phrase of the Saturday Night Live character created by Martin Short. The character had a distinctive Mohawk-like haircut similar to the goon in this scene.

00:40:58 (add an annotation)
Crow, as character
I'm late for Roddy McDowall practice.

Roddy McDowall was a British actor.

00:41:20

Second Host Segment

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Crow, dressed as a Bellerian
Oh, hey, Mike. I'm a Bellerian.

Throughout the MST3K series, Crow often dresses up as a featured character of the movie experiment, convinced that he is that character.

00:43:31 (add an annotation)
Observer
I-I like lettuce...
00:45:00

Movie Resumes

00:45:05 (add an annotation)
Crow
I look good as a Bellerian.

Notice how Crow is still dressed as a Bellerian.

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Servo
He killed Mitch Gaylord!

Mitch Gaylord is an Olympic gymnast who won the gold medal in gymnasics in 1984.

00:45:32 (add an annotation)
Mike, nicknaming Ryder
Flint Ironstag!
Crow
Bolt Vanderhuge!
00:45:38 (add an annotation)
Mike, impersonating
This is as exciting as exciting can be, I must say.

Mike is doing another Ed Grimley impersonation.

00:45:52 (add an annotation)
Mike, nicknaming Ryder
Thick McRunfast!
00:46:15 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Captain Jansen
Blitzen.

Blitzen is one of Santa Claus' reindeer.

00:46:37 (add an annotation)
Mike
The Stevie Nicks workout.

Stevie Nicks is a singer/song-writer noted for her somber and slow songs. The Bellerians also resemble her.

00:47:27 (add an annotation)
Mike, as the Captain
Wanna see me shake like a bowl full of jelly?

A paraphrase from Clement Moore's "A Visit from Saint Nicholas", which reads: "He had a broad face and a round little belly, / That shook, when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly."

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Mike
I am a right jolly old elf.

Another line from "A Visit from Saint Nicholas". "He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, / And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself."

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Crow, as Captain
Let me just check you twice here.

Reference to the Christmas song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". "He's making a list and checking it twice / Gonna to find out who's naughty and nice."

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Commander Jensen
My father, and his father before him...
Mike
...also taped wool to their faces.
00:48:36 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Captain Jensen
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
00:49:23 (add an annotation)
Mike, as crew member
Woohoo! We got ISO 9001 certified!

ISO 9000 is a family of standards for quality management systems that manufacturers use/would apply for.

00:49:43 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Dever
He's going to have so much sex with your daughter.
00:50:10 (add an annotation)
Crow
She dusted herself with Super Weight Gain powder to attract him.
00:50:41 (add an annotation)
Crow
Okay, practice your dog-paddle ladies.
00:50:55 (add an annotation)
Servo, as entering security guard
Can I borrow a cup of sex?

To "borrow a cup of sugar" is to ask a favor of a friend or acquaintance, especially one living in the same neighborhood, the same apartment complex, or some other type of local community held in common.

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Crow
Man, she makes Shelley Duvall look like Shirley Hemple

Both are actresses, but Shelley Duvall is very slender and Shirley Hemphill (from What's Happening) was large.

00:51:19 (add an annotation)
Crow
Pantene Pro-V.

Pantene Pro-V is a low-end haircare company featuring commercials where slinky women shake their long, shiny hair in half-light.

00:51:25 (add an annotation)
Mike
Glenda Jackson is Kate Moss as Isadora Duncan.
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Servo, as Bellerian
Red Rover, Red Rover, let Jimmy come over.

Red Rover is a playground game (also known as also known as Bullrush, Forcing the City Gates, Pom Pom Pullaway, Octopus Tag, and British Bulldog) where the phrase "Red rover, red rover, let [name] come over" is chanted by each team.

00:51:33 (add an annotation)
Servo, singing
Da da da da, oh right!

Because of an edit, you can see that Crow is no longer dressed as a Bellerian.

00:51:47 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Enforcer
They rocked us like a hurricane, sir.

"Rock You Like A Hurricane" is a famous song from 1984 by the German metal band Scorpions.

00:52:10 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Enforcer
But we were just working on some night moves, sir.

"Night Moves" is a famous song by Bob Seger.

00:52:13 (add an annotation)
Crow
I'm not a Bellerian anymore.

Crow points out that he is magically no longer wearing the Bellerian costume.

00:52:17 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Old Guy
Come on Metamucil, work your magic!

Metamucil is a fiber laxative many elderly people take.

00:52:24 (add an annotation)
Calgon
Is this the man?
Mike
Why, no, sir, you da man.
00:52:28 (add an annotation)
Servo
So, Lance Kerwin is their thug (laughs).

Lance Kerwin was a child actor in the late 70's/early 80's who bears a resemblance to Lobster Boy.

00:52:40 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Old Guy
Quiet, Mitch Miller is on!
00:52:53 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Kalgan
On Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice (1968- ) is an American rapper best known for his 1990 hit "Ice Ice Baby" (the bassline of which was controversially sampled from the 1981 Queen/David Bowie song "Under Pressure").

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Servo
The Honeymooners!

Reference to the opening credits for the TV show 'The Honeymooners'.

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Crow, as Kalgan
God I love Pac-Man.

'Pac-Man' was a 1979 arcade game developed by Namco (released in North America by Bally Midway) and created by Tohru Iwatani. The player's character tries to eat a multitude of pellets in a maze while avoiding ghost enemies.

00:54:21 (add an annotation)
Servo
White Commodores!
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Ryder
Let's get out there and kick some ass!!
Servo, nicknaming Ryder
Trunk Slamchest!
Crow
Fist Rockbone!
Mike
Stump Beefknob!
Servo
Smash Lampjaw!
00:55:04 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Kalgan
I'd like some mixed flowers for my eunuch.
00:55:21 (add an annotation)
Mike, impersonating
She's really struggling, I must say. She's going mental on us, but then again she isn't.

Mike is doing yet another Ed Grimley impersonation.

00:55:52 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Captain
What have you got for me, Rick Astley?

Rick Astley is a British songwriter and musician.

00:56:33 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Captain
Fetch me my warrior muumuu.

A muumuu is a loose fitting garb of Hawiian origin, but now refers also to maternity clothes and nightgowns.

00:57:39 (add an annotation)
Crow, nicknaming Ryder
Punch Rockgroin!
00:57:51 (add an annotation)
Mike, nicknaming Ryder
Buck Plankchest!
Crow
Stump Chunkman!
Servo
Dirk Hardpeck!
Mike
Rip Steakface!
Crow
Slate Slabrock!
Servo
Crud Bonemeal!
00:58:36 (add an annotation)
Crow, as handicapped guy
I had a prophylaxis scheduled...

a prophylaxis is a dental treatment to remove plaque and tartar from the teeth.

00:58:42 (add an annotation)
Mike, as handicapped guy
Can you sign a check so I can go to Office Max?

Office Max is a nationwide chain of office supply stores much like Office Depot or Staples.

00:59:20 (add an annotation)
Servo, as guard
Damn AOL.

America Online, commonly abbreviated as AOL, is an online community service client that is designed largely to accomodate non-computer-savvy users (and, not surprisingly, is held as vastly inferior to the normal World Wide Web interface).

00:59:23 (add an annotation)
Crow
Wall-mounted keyboards. It must be...THE FUTURE!
01:00:02 (add an annotation)
Crow, as guard
You mean me, or my familiar over there?
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Mike, as Lea tries to seduce the guard
You know, the last 8 times this happened the woman just wanted to get away...
01:00:32 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Ryder
Whoa, this is just like the time I got lost at Balley's. Wandered onto the tennis courts, couldn't get out.
01:00:39 (add an annotation)
Crow, nicknaming Ryder
Slate Fistcrunch!
Mike
Buff Hardback!
Servo
Bob Johnson! Oh, wait...
01:00:55 (add an annotation)
Crow
Morgan Fairchild and Phil Collins, no!

Morgan Fairchild (1950- ) is an American actress. Phil Collins (1951- ) is an English singer and drummer who formerly performed with the band Genesis but also had a successful solo career.

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Crow
This is supposed to be an ipecac, right?

Syrup of ipecac is a substance used to induce vomiting.

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Mike
That's the cast of the "Poseidon Adventure" coming the other way.

"The Poseidon Adventure" is a 1969 novel by Paul Gallico about a group of people trying to escape a luxury ocean liner that has been overturned by waves. It was made into a movie in 1972.

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Mike, as Lea kicks guy with his boxers on
Holy Cow, that was TOTALLY out of left field!
01:02:21 (add an annotation)
Mike
Rawhide! Rawhide!

Reference to the whip-cracking noise in the theme song for the TV show 'Rawhide'.

01:03:59 (add an annotation)
Mike
Ow! Why do you hate my groin so much?
01:04:37 (add an annotation)
Crow
They woke up the Oakridge Boys!
Mike sings
01:04:50

Third Host Segment

01:06:15

Movie Resumes

01:06:26 (add an annotation)
Crow
How about some sugar for Sting and Dolph here?
01:06:30 (add an annotation)
Servo, as Ryder
I'm out of Mega Fuel.
01:07:27 (add an annotation)
Mike
Lorraine Newman and the Nemanettes.
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Servo
Sounds like Kitaro fell asleep on his keyboard.

Masanori Takahashi, a.k.a. Kitaro (1953- ) is a Japanese New Age instrumental musician.

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Crow, impersonating
A horse, my kingdom for a horse.

A quote from Shakespeare's "Richard III'.

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Crow, as character
Ooh, someone get me a Zantac, quick!

Zantac (ranitidine) is a brand of over-the-counter medicine used to treat heartburn and acid indigestion.

01:10:52 (add an annotation)
Mike, as traitor
Please don't use those stairs!
01:11:08 (add an annotation)
Mike
It has to be noted that Captain Santa Claus really is failing here.
Crow
Absolutely.
01:11:37 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Kalgan
Stupid Buddhist monk! The Vietnam War's been over for hundreds of years!

During the Vietnam War, a number of Buddhist monks (such as Thich Quang Duc) publicly burned themselves to death in protest of the persecution of Buddhists by South Vietnam's Ngo Dinh Diem administration.

01:11:57 (add an annotation)
Crow
Wow, I am on the edge of my seat! I should probably scoot back a little, it'd be more comfortable.

"Edge of my seat" is a common expression for a state of excitement, such as when watching an action movie.

01:12:57 (add an annotation)
Crow, impersonating
I must say...
01:13:03 (add an annotation)
Mike, impersonating
We're being totally defeated, I must say...
01:14:20 (add an annotation)
Crow, singing
Spider-Skank, Spider-skank.

An imitation of the famous theme song to the 1967 'Spider-Man' animated cartoon series. Sample lyrics: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Does whatever a spider can..."

01:14:24 (add an annotation)
Ryder
Woo!
Mike, as Ryder
Who took my purse?
01:14:39 (add an annotation)
Servo, as MacPhearson
Ah, a nice sitz bath.
01:15:12 (add an annotation)
Mike
And our brave hero roasts the disabled man!
01:17:03 (add an annotation)
Mike, as Kalgan
Push on, mighty Cushman!

Manufacturer of golf carts and similar small vehicles.

01:17:43 (add an annotation)
Servo
You know, in their silliest moments the Three Stooges never reached this level of indignity.
01:17:54 (add an annotation)
Mike
You know, a lot of people have compared this scene with the climactic chariot scene in "Ben Hur". Yeah, you know they usually say, "Ben Hur was really good. This movie totally sucks."
01:18:21 (add an annotation)
Crow
Any second Lea is going to jump on her Big Wheel and give chase.

A child's plastic trike, popular in the early 70's. Reference to the slow speed of the chase.

01:18:32 (add an annotation)
Mike
What is he, Snidely Whiplash? (laughs)

Snidely Whiplash is the villain of the 'Dudley Do-Right' cartoon series by Jay Ward (itself a spinoff of Ward's classic 'Rocky and Bullwinkle' cartoon series).

01:18:42 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Kalgan
Accursed mountebank!
01:18:52 (add an annotation)
Servo
Toro, Toro, these things are made by Toro.
01:18:57 (add an annotation)
Crow
Still, it's better than "Days of Thunder".
01:19:28 (add an annotation)
Ryder
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Servo
Aaah, now that I've got that out of my system...
01:19:31 (add an annotation)
Mike, nicknaming Ryder
Roll Fizzlebeef!
01:19:49 (add an annotation)
Mike
Wow, big explosion for a tiny electric cart.
Crow
They shouldn't have been carrying that case of cleaning fluid and nitroglycerin and gel ignite.
Servo
And plus, he microwaved an egg at the same time.
01:20:38 (add an annotation)
Servo
Not since the Fuzzy Zoeller/Lee Trevino collision of 1974 has there been such a horrible golf cart accident.
01:20:52 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Ryder
Lea, this could be the start of a beautiful alternate day bulk-up routine.
01:21:20 (add an annotation)
Servo
They married and had a healthy 8½ pound pork roast.
01:22:29 (add an annotation)
Crow, as Kalgan
Me, take me away.
01:22:45 (add an annotation)
Servo
Boy, you know, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this.
Crow
A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule. Just give him a camera for a day, he'd come up with something better than this.
01:22:52 (add an annotation)
Mike
Music rejected by the band "Survivor".
01:23:12 (add an annotation)
Crow
Ah, the Lobster Guy was played by Guy Pringle.
Mike
Agh, wouldn't wanna slam a stack of that guy.
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Servo, singing
She's a maniac, a maniac on the floor.

Sample lyrics from the 1983 song "Maniac" by Michael Sembello (featured in the 1983 Jennifer Beals movie "Flashdance").

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Servo, singing
Don't pay the ferryman!

Sample lyrics from the 1982 song "Don't Pay the Ferryman" by Chris de Burgh.

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All, singing
Some day love will find you!

Sample lyrics from the 1983 song "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey.

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Servo, reading credits
Continuity: Bev Wilbraham? Can she be legally arrested now?

Probably a reference to the glaring continuity error earlier in the movie when a previously killed crew member was shown alive and working at her post in a later scene.

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Mike, singing
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can...

Sample lyrics from the 1984 song "Sunglasses At Night" by Corey Hart.

01:24:33 (add an annotation)
Crow
This band will be appearing at the Bombay Bicycle Club later this weekend.
01:26:40

Final Host Segment

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Observer
String tastes funny.
01:30:47

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