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Beginning of the episode
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Opening host segment
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Movie begins
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00:05:45
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- Mike, to credit 'A Tjardus Greidanus Movie'
- I understand everything up to the word 'A'.
- Crow
- He comes from a long line of Greidanuses.
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- Servo hums over a shot of pine trees
Servo is humming the Twin Peaks theme.
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- Crow
- Ray Davies?
Ray Davies is the lead singer for the Kinks.
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00:07:04
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- Crow
- Bigfoot, for Wrangler Relaxed fit.
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- Servo, as Thomas McGregor is chased through the woods
- Randy Bachman's being pursued by sado-masochists.
Randy Bachman performed in The Guess Who and Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
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00:07:15
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- Crow
- Hey! No fair, you guys, I lost my moon boots.
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- Crow
- Canadian rules football is much different.
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- Mike
- Oh! He exploded before they could shoot him.
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- Servo
- Oh c'mon, can't we have one more sacrifice before we go?
- Mike
- Ok, but this is the final sacrifice.
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- Servo
- Go away Shane, go away.
The 1953 western titled "Shane" in which a principle
character, Joey, hollers, “Shane! Shane! Come back!”
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- Crow, to credit for 'Bharbara Egan'
- That's an illegal use of a silent consonant.
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- Mike
- You know, this has the bacony stink of Canada all over it.
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- Troy
- Dad, it's been a long time. I miss you. I want to know what happened to
you.
- Mike, as Troy's Dad
- I died.
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- Crow, referring to Troy
- He was made in the image of an egg noodle!
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- Crow, as Troy
- Ah, now I'm going to settle in with the Book of Mormon...
The Book of Mormon is a supplemental set of scriptures used and
endorsed by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The book
which Troy pulls out of the box is the same color, shape, and
porportion to a standard Book of Mormon.
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- Mike, preceded by a intake of surprised breath
- Larry Csonka!
Pro football hall of famer.
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- Servo, singing
- …and I will be the one to hold Larry Csonka down kiss him so hard I’ll
take Larry Csonka’s breath away.
Modified version of the Sarah McLachlan song, "Posession."
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- Crow, as Troy
- I can't wait until they start the internet!
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- Mike
- Well, I'm glad I dont have any friends, cause then I wouldn't be able
to do this.
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- Mike, as Troy
- I know, I'll call pretending to be Bob Griese!
Bob Griese played with the Miami Dolphins with Larry Csonka.
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- Servo, making fun of the geeky kid star
- *Gasp* I haven't read Tolkien in almost a week! -MST3K 0910 - The Final
Sacrifice (Timestamp is fairly inaccurate. The quote takes place as the
kid is in the attic.)
J. R. R. Tolkien is the famous writer of The Hobbitt and The Lord of
the Rings trilogy, required reading for nerds everywhere.
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- Servo
- Sex: Male. See? I am!
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- Crow, after Aunt Betty leaves Troy's room
- Man, now my room stinks of Youth Dew.
Youth-Dew is an expensive perfume introduced in 1953.
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- Mike, over a shot of a gas station
- Free pictures of Brian Mulroney with fill-up.
Brian Mulhoney was Canadian Prime Minister from 1984 to 1993.
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- Mike
- Someone's hitting a frying pan, that means it's 8 o'clock.
- Servo, clock saying seven
- Of course the clock is set to Miami time.
Another Larry Csonka reference; he played for the Miami Dolphins.
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- Mike, as a cultist appears in the window
- Hey, El Santo!
El Santo was a legendary Mexican wrestler.
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- Mike, as Troy
- Cold Crazy Bread. It really IS crazy.
Crazy bread is a breadstick product from pizza chain Little Caesar's.
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- Crow
- Can I interest you in a replacement door?
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- Mike
- Canadian villain Garth Vader.
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- Mike, as the radio plays in Rowsdower's truck
- Aw, now we have to listen to "As It Happens".
"As It Happens" is a Canadian talk radio show.
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- Crow, as cultists give up the chase
- Well, let's just go get some bullwhips and pose for a Mapplethorpe.
Robert Mapplethorpe was a photographer whose exhibit The Perfect Moment
featured seven pictures of sado-masochists.
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- Crow
- And they take refuge in the Anne Murray National Forest.
Anne Murray is a famous Canadian singer.
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- Zap Rowsdower
- Know anything about motors?
- Troy McGreggor
- No sir. Not really.
- Servo, as Troy
- I know all the songs from "Once Upon a Mattress" though.
A musical which opened May 11, 1959 at the Phoenix Theatre, (New York)
and ran for 460 performances.
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- Mike, as Rowsdower
- I'll just uhh... pour my garbage in here.
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- Servo, as Rowsdower tries to start his truck
- KABOOM!
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- Crow, on Rowsdower
- Didn't Barbara Mandrell have hair like his at one point?
Barbara Mandrell is an American country singer.
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- Crow
- So 'Rowsdower'... umm, is that a 'stupid' name?
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- Rowsdower
- Operator, get me the police.
- Mike
- And the cops pick up their Zap Rowsdower hotline.
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- Crow, as Rowsdower pours gasoline into a bottle
- This is no time for zymurgy!
Zymurgy is the science of fermenting, as in beer and wine.
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- Crow
- Canadian... Mannix!
"Mannix" was a popular show running from 1967-1975, about a
hard-boiled, tough private eye. There were many fist fights and cars
flying through the air.
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- Mike
- So... you wanna hit the brakes there or not?
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- Zap Rowsdower
- It's a cult.
- Servo, as Rowsdower
- They worship blue oysters.
A reference to the band Blue Oyster Cult. Their best known song is,
"Don't Fear the Reaper."
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- Crow, as Rowsdower
- BTO was such a great band, man.
A reference to the band Bachman Turner Overdrive
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- Troy
- Why do you think those men were following us yesterday?
- Crow, as Rowsdower
- Uh, They thought I was that guy from, "Due South."
Due South was origanally a made for TV movie that resulted in some
rather unsuccessful television series.
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Second Host Segment
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- Servo, over shot of a demon statue
- Red Groom's "Dracula".
Red Grooms is an artist known for his urban, pop-art constructions.
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- Crow
- My Hawkind album cover will help!
Hawkwind was a British rock group known for the sci-fi and fantasy
themes in their music.
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- Troy
- Dad!
- Crow, as Troy
- *That's* my favorite Jack Lemmon movie.
1989 movie titled, "Dad!" Starring Jack Lemmon as Jake
Tremont
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- Mike
- It's a cult that worships Georgia O'Keeffe!
Georgia O'Keeffe is an artist who did work that is vaguely similar to
the "map" on the wall.
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- Mike
- A treasury of Sergio Aragones sketches.
Comic artist for MAD magazine and "Groo the Wanderer".
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- Servo
- Quick! Climb a tree. Trucks can't climb trees.
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- Mike, as Troy
- Dear Counselor Troi, I waited at Denny's, but you didn't meet me.
Deanna Troi is a character in various Star Trek series.
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- Servo, as Troy
- Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tone.
Agent Dana Scully is a character from The X-Files.
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- Mike, as Troy
- Man, I solved Myst in ten minutes, why can't I do this?
Myst (1993) was a popular puzzle-solving computer game.
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- Crow
- They've stumbled upon Geddy Lee's birthplace!
Geddy Lee is the vocalist and bassist for the Canadian band Rush.
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- Mike, as cultists give chase
- It's the "Wizard of Id" biathalon.
"Wizard of Id" is a comic strip featuring a hooded
executioner.
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- Servo, over shot of the cabin
- Hey, it looks their TIN ROOF...RUSTED!
Line from the B-52's song, "Love Shack".
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- Servo, as birds caw
- Listen!
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- It's Heckle!
- Servo
- No, it's clearly Jeckle.
Heckle and Jeckle were two cartoon magpies.
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- Mike, as Pippin appears
- It's Gordon Lightfoot at home.
Lightfoot is a Canadian songwriter, known for "The Wreck of the
Edmund Fitzgerald".
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- Servo, as Pippin
- By the way, I hates that rabbit!
Pippin sounds exactly like Yosemite Sam, a character in the Bugs Bunny
cartoons.
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- Crow, on Pipper
- Emperor Haile Selassie.
Emperor of Ethiopia, bears a stronng resemblance to Pipper.
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- Servo, as Pipper
- Wait, I was gonna sing somethin' from "Bone Machine".
"Bone Machine" is an album from gravel-voiced singer Tom
Waits.
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Third Host Segment
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- Crow, as Rowsdower
- I wonder if there's beer on the sun.
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- Crow
- Leif Garrett, today.
Wild-haired singer and actor.
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- Mike
- Man, that's a TERRIBLE golf stroke.
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- Mike
- He's evoking the powers of Bryan Adams!
Canadian "rocker" known for songs such as "Summer of
'69", "Cuts Likes A Knife" and others.
