Quotes Tagged with "Ken"
- Crow, as our hero Ken encounters a young boy named Ken
- Hey, is *everybody* named Ken?
- Joel
- I guess... Planet of the Kens...?
- Joel
- These Obsession ads are *weird*...
- Servo
- Between Ken and Ken lies... Obsession.
- Ken's Friend
- Shoot, Ken! Kill them both!
- Crow
- Which Ken?
- Joel
- The closer Ken gets, the better Ken looks...
- Joel
- Only Ken's Kendresser knows for sure.
- Crow
- Ken 2! Help Ken 1!
- Tom Servo, female voice
- If I have one life to live, let me live it as a Ken!
- Ken
- I don't kill women and children!
- Ken's Friend
- Then stand back and let ME do it!
- Ken
- I said NO!
- Crow
- You're a disgrace to all Kens!
- Ken's Friend, dying
- You betrayed us... traitor!
- Crow
- The name's Ken. Call me Ken.
- Servo, as Ken dodges Raider fire
- Run, Ken, run! Ken, kill Ken!
- Servo
- Ken 33, go left! Kens 16 and 18, flank him! Ken 7, go around the back!
Ken-4... I mean, 10-4!
- Servo
- Wait a minute... is that Ken?
- Crow
- It's not Ken, it's Ken.
- Servo
- You mean Ken?
- Crow
- You're confusing Ken with Ken.
- Servo
- Ohh, I was thinking of Ken!
- Crow
- No, *Ken*!
- Servo, finally realizing
- Ken! I thought it was Ken all along...
- Rocky, as explosion rocks ship
- What do you suppose that was?
- Servo
- Maybe it was Ken.
- Crow, as Tammy
- Bless all the Kens, everywhere.
- Tom Servo
- Kenquistador...
- Servo
- When I talk to Ken, I touch myself.
- Crow
- What manner of man are you, who can summon flame without flint or
tinder?
- Joel
- Some call me... Ken.