Quotes Tagged with "history"
- Spy
- Captain, I think we ought to destroy the island completely.
- Crow
- Okay, Mister Manifest Destiny!
- Servo
- Jethro is dead. Long live Jethro.
- Crow
- ...and the airship is pulling up to the tower now, and oh my god, it's
burst into flames. Oh the humanity!
- Credits
- Screenplay by Adolfo Torres Tortillo
- Crow
- Hey wait, this is a fascist Santa Claus!
- Mike
- Yeah, at the end of the movie, Santa gets hung upside down.
- Servo
- Well, at least he made the sleigh rides run on time.
- Mike
- James Earl Ray in back there?
- Mike
- This is like Dickens' view of the suburbs.
- Servo
- Ironically they end up busting the zombie for tax evasion.
- Crow, to completely black screen
- The point of view of Helen Keller.
- Narrator
- Wonder what it would be like to fly it?
- Mike, as Narrator
- ...over Cambodia, secretly maintaining plausible deniability.
- Crow, referring to Director of Photography Andrew Jackson
- Old Hickory, A.S.C..
- Dr. Ted Nelson
- Oh God. It's his ear.
- Mike, as Dr. Ted Nelson
- I've been following van Gogh.
- Mike
- Cape Kennedy was renamed Cape Ted Nelson, then quickly renamed Cape
Kennedy again.
- Servo
- Cinematography by Zapruder.
- Crow
- Mm, no-one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.
- Servo
- Xanadu, stately home of Charles Whitman.
- Servo
- Ah, this is the show where the Hell's Angels beat up a lot of people.
- Mike, as Nastenka sings in the forest
- Hildegard von Bingen Unplugged.
- Tom, as Nastenka continues to sing
- She's a Castrati.
- Crow
- Great news Mike, through the magic of the Hex-field View Screen, I got
an expert to clarify some of the questions raised by todays movie.
- Mike
- Oh really? Great.
- Crow
- Yeah, thanks to me digging around in your wallet, I was able to raise
the money to bring us the distinguished poet, author, and professor...
- Tom
- Pushkin?
- Mike
- Solzhenitsyn?
- Crow
- Yakov Smirnoff!
- Crow
- There's a mailing address for Machu Picchu.
- Roman Guard
- The Emperor is about to begin his violin recital upstairs ma'am.
- Crow
- So really, how does this help the Basque separatists?
- Mike, as Dr. Blanchard
- Let's see, what would Churchill do? Ah, yes, get drunk.
- Mike, as Native American digger
- Yeah, ok, Leif Ericson.
- Mike
- And during the course of the fight, they stomped all over the Ark of
the Covenant.
- Mike, about the gun
- Use it to kill Archduke Ferdinand.
- Servo, as evil guy dressed as a monk
- I'm going to nail some theses to his head!
- Crow
- You know... sometimes O-rings can twist and lose their structural
integrity!