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Quotes Tagged with "literature"

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Sign
RAVEN HILL CEMETERY
Servo
Look, many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Movie, sinister voice
I want you to tell us about your mission.
Hostage
Never!
Servo
Then tell us about the rabbits, George!

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Crow
No, I am Sancho Panza.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Servo
I remember! The scene where Queequeg sits motionless on the deck meditating, fortelling the death of the crew.
Crow
Oh, yeah! Yeah! And Scout sees Atticus shoot the mad dog in the street and...
Joel
And then Patrick Swayze comes in and says--
All
"It's my way or the highway!"

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

TV's Frank
Hard Berg (methought), so cold, so vast, With mortal damps self-overcast; Exhaling still thy dankish breath-- Adrift dissolving, bound for death!

Quote From Episode 320: The Unearthly

Crow
(As woman is reading from her romance novel) That's not writing, that's typing.

Quote From Episode 404: Teenagers From Outer Space

Crow
Goodnight, sweet crustacean

Quote From Episode 405: Being From Another Planet

Crow, as Ben Murphy puts his hands to his eyes
Oedipus, no!

Quote From Episode 405: Being From Another Planet

Servo
Out, vile jelly!

Quote From Episode 405: Being From Another Planet

Joel, as college student on dinner date
So, tell me seriously, what do you think of 'Critique of Pure Reason,' dollface?

Quote From Episode 408: Hercules Unchained

Overseer
Raise the oars, men!
Servo
Raise high the roof beam, carpenter!

Quote From Episode 410: Hercules Against The Moon Men

Servo
Help the bombardier!
Crow
I *am* the bombardier!
Servo
Well then help him!

Quote From Episode 423: Bride Of The Monster

Joel
Oh, come on you two, Sturm und Drang are calling here on the... thing.

Quote From Episode 510: The Painted Hills

Servo
It was the cleanest of times, it was the dirtiest of times...

Quote From Episode 512: Mitchell

Joel
Uh..Sorry about the porn, there's a Kilgore Trout piece in there.

Quote From Episode 521: Santa Claus

Dr. Forrester
Oh, Frank!
TV's Frank
I shaved my head and got you a watch fob.

Quote From Episode 521: Santa Claus

Title
SANTA CLAUS
Mike
I Saw Mommy KILLING Santa Claus, Underneath the Mistletoe Last MURDER!

Quote From Episode 801: Revenge Of The Creature

Mike
Ugh, he looks like a rat of NIMH.

Quote From Episode 801: Revenge Of The Creature

Mike, as John Agar puts his gams on display with upsettingly tiny swim trunks
Oh, Daddy-Long-Legs!

Quote From Episode 801: Revenge Of The Creature

Tom, as truck with police on the back drives by
Good thing they enlisted the help of the Joads.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Crow, as we see just the heads of the 3 scientists
The three Weird Sisters.

Quote From Episode 811: Parts: The Clonus Horror

Mike, as man climbs a tree
A separate peace... of crap!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Servo
Damn, Hobbits!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Ivan
Alright who is playing Hide and Seek with me now?
Mike, as Father Mushroom
Hey dol, derry dol, Tom Bombadillo!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom
Antony! Antony!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike, as Ivan spanks Baba Yaga with the broom
Robert Mapplethorpe's "Strega Nona."

Quote From Episode 820: Space Mutiny

Observer
Pearl, tell me about the rabbits again please.

Quote From Episode 820: Space Mutiny

Crow
Ah, there's going to be seven levels of Hell in this movie, too.

Quote From Episode 907: Hobgoblins

Crow, as Old Janitor
Yup, I used to be Robert Frost, you know.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Natalie's dance partner trying in vain to arrange a future date
Well hey, can I call you sometime?
Servo
We can go to the George Will concert!