Quotes Tagged with "lookalikes"
- Joel
- Hey, it's Harry Truman
- All
- *startled yells*
- Crow
- It's Liza!
- Servo
- Oh, a meeting with Floyd the barber.
- Crow
- Adlai Stevenson buys a car.
- Servo, referring to painting of The Master
- It's a Frank Frazetta of Frank Zappa.
- Crow
- God! I look like Jack Klugman!
- Servo, as Torgo
- Well, I must go cut off my left ear now.
- Crow, about Manos
- Bill Buckner!
- Joel, about Manos
- Freddie Mercury!
- Crow
- Andy Kaufman?
- Mike
- Benazir Bhutto sits in on triangle.
- Servo
- Dinggg!
- Servo, of the Voodoo Woman
- Look - Lisa Bonet on any given day.
- Crow
- The teenage Andy Capp.
- Servo
- They live at Marcus Welby's house?
- Mike
- Eurgh, Freddy Krueger.
- Crow
- He looks like Dr. Zaius. He's even got the Dr. Zaius suit.
- Servo, as girl suddenly looks up
- Joey Ramone!
- Crow
- The Cindy Williams Murders.
- Crow, as the soon to be strangled wife
- I wonder if I look like Laura Dern. Nah.
- Mike
- Why, it's Verne Gagne!
- Mike
- I had a vision I was chased through the desert by Boog Powell.
- Tom, as woman shoots a thug
- Eat lead, Freddie Prinze!
- Tom
- Walter Cronkite approves.
- Crow
- Pete Sampras!
- Mike
- Jeffrey Tambor *is* Saint Joan.
- Mike
- Why is Gabby Sabitini in back, there?
- Servo, as Trash
- I better get over to the Zombie Nightmare set
- Servo, as a skinny dark-haird guy walks across the desert
- Hm. Looks like Trent Reznor ran out of gas.
- Mike
- Yukon Cornelius
- Mike, as heavy police officer
- Look, are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!
- Mike
- Steven Stills and Bill Gates
- Servo
- Love the one you're with, Love the one you're with
- Mike
- David Bowie!
- Crow
- Mark Hamill in Falling Down
- Mike
- Henry Rollins to the rescue.
- Servo, as Algar touches a dead guard
- Data is down!
- Mike, to the back of three similar figures
- It's three Emo Phillips'.
- Tom as Emo Phillips
- ... We were wondering if we could eat now?
- Mike, as guard reaches for the torch
- Look out! Harold Lloyd is behind you!
- Tom, to dancer
- Thank you Bjork.
- Tom, as first sacrifce steps forward
- Ah Helen Mirren volunteers to go first.
- Crow, as the second sacrifice steps forward
- Its like Al Lewis in a long wig.
- Tom, as the third sacrifice steps forward
- The death of Shirley Manson.
- Crow, singing
- Stupid Girl....
- Mike, as radio room operator
- This is Norm MacDonald.
- Servo, as Angelo peers into the room
- Jimmy Carter!
- Mike
- Hi Jimmy.
- Crow, as Jimmy Carter
- There's malaise over there.
- Crow, as Jimmy Carter
- I'm experiencing Stagflation.
- Servo, while watching the curator sleep
- Ernest Borgnine sleeps peacefully.
- Mike, as Ernest Borgnine talking in his sleep
- Don't want to be in The Single Guy anymore, uuh.
- Servo, as a woman patient in shown
- Art Garfunkel!
- Mike, as Angelo is mesmerized by future lady's suit
- Jimmy Carter has disco fever.
- Crow, as Angelo lies dead on the table
- Typical morning for Tom Waits.
- Crow, as future lady steps out of her hiding spot
- RuPaul!
- Crow, impersonating
- The Death of Tyne Daly.
- Crow, re Mike's mustache
- It gives you a sort of Howard Sprague élan.
- Crow
- Hey, Stallone!
- Crow
- Ahh, Red Buttons.
- Mike
- The Shroud of David Schwimmer.
- Mike
- Andrei Gromyko looks on.
- Servo
- Backstage with Nana Mouskouri.
- Mike, as Madison, in Ed Grimley voice
- I'm standing next to Ethel Kennedy, I must say.
- Mike
- Polly Go Lightly goes to the state fair.
- Mike
- He looks like Nosferatu.
- Mike, as barker
- Phoebe Cates, on sale today!
- Servo
- Squiggy, Jackie O... Morrissey.
- Crow, as the camera zooms in on Marfushka
- Hey, Tom Petty!
- Tom as Tom Petty
- It's alright if you love me...
- Crow
- Ah, Rosanne.
- Tom as Tom Petty, singing
- Don't come around here no more...
- Crow
- Ah, Penny Marshall was an adorable child.
- Mike
- Danny Bonaduce *is* Sleeping Beauty.
- Servo
- Damn, Hobbits!
- Mike
- The Ozark Mountain Daredevils plan their next album.
- Crow
- The Human Schnauzer.
- Father Mushroom
- Good boy Ivan, since you admit you lost I am going to give you the
things I promised
- Mike as Father Mushroom
- Then we shall drink Tranya! Ah ahaha ha!
- Mike, as Ivan
- Do I look like Simon Le Bon?
- Mike, as camera pans out from Nastenka
- She looks like a Grey.
- Crow, as Father Mushroom rings his bell
- Paul Williams.
- Mike, as Nastinka
- Uh, why are you so mean to me tanta Ernest Borgnine?
- Crow
- Alfalfas greatest role.
- Stepmother
- You are a queen!
- Mike
- ...In that you look like Freddy Mercury.
- Tom
- Larry Drake and Vanessa Redgrave.
- Tom, over close up of Marfushka
- Someday I'll be a real boy.
- Mike, after the stepmother whips Marfushka with the wet braid
- The private pain of Alfred E. Neuman.
- Crow
- With Bob Marley and Prince.
- Servo, singing, as Prince-like lab tech Luis
- Don't have 2 be rich.. 2 be my girl...
- Servo, as Luis/Prince
- Aaow!
- Servo, as Luis/Prince
- Have you seen my raspberry beret?
- Luis
- I would like to take care of the man from H.A.R.M.
- Crow, singing, as Luis/Prince
- I would die 4 him...
- Servo, singing, as Luis/Prince
- Controversy...
- Mike, as Luis/Prince
- Would you come on over here and let me work on that zipper?
- Mike
- Protect me, Japanese Fabian!
- Mike
- There's the Japanese Suzanne Pleschette!
- Mike
- The Japanese Sylvia Plath.
- Mike
- The incredible, horrible Mr. Limpet.
- Crow
- It's a gang led by Deepak Chopra.
- Servo
- James Franciscus is not pleased.
- Crow, as Tina
- I'm Marissa Tome, and I'm concerned
- Servo, as Elane
- I'm Joan Kennedy, and I'm concerned
- Servo
- He looks like Alfalfa E. Neuman
- Narrator
- While most of the inhabitants of this generation are content, there are
some who have grown restless and impatient.
- Tom
- Like Pat Riley here, for instance.
- Tom
- He's like an Armand Assantawantabe.
- Mike
- Melissa Manchester.
- Mike, preceded by a intake of surprised breath
- Larry Csonka!
- Crow
- John Waters.
- Mike, as Devers
- Hey, look at this. The office newsletter says I look like Susan Powter.
- Crow
- Robbie Robertson.
- Crowe
- Oh, Gopher, are you lost?
- Mike, as character
- Uh, excuse me Al Lewis.
- Crow
- He looks like Billy Jean King.
- Crow
- Shake it, Ralph Macchio!
- Mike
- Man, Shari Lewis has got it going on!
- Servo
- It's Kevorkian.
- Crow, as character
- I'm late for Roddy McDowall practice.
- Mike
- The Stevie Nicks workout.
- Mike
- Glenda Jackson is Kate Moss as Isadora Duncan.
- Mike, as Captain
- What have you got for me, Rick Astley?
- Crow
- Ah, so Drew Carey's nemesis Mimi survives the apocalypse.
- Crow
- Michael Moore in 30 years
- Mike, as The Chairman is first shown
- TV's Frank!
- Servo
- Wow, Frank. You've really come up in the world.
- Mike, as Psychist is shown
- Merv Griffin!
- Crow
- Elizabeth Claire Prophet and David Duchovny look on.
- Servo
- Brooks and Dunn finally have it out.
- Crow
- Louis Leakey in "Every Which Way But Loose".
- Mike
- Vanessa Redgrave for Banana Republic.
- Crow
- He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLoud.
- Crow, as Yuri
- Well, I better get back to my Bruce Jenner shift.
- Mike
- Well, it's either Ashford or Simpson.
- Servo
- Fidel Castro, housemother.
- Crow
- He's a Rent-A-Center Andy Garcia.
- Crow, as Natalie
- Hi, Minnie Pearl.
- Mike
- Isn't that Douglas Wylie?
- Crow
- The skeleton of Carly Simon maybe.
- Crow
- Hey, Merle Haggard is looking pretty good these days.
- Servo, as security guard, impersonating
- Heh heh. Hello, Dolly! This is Louie. Dolly!
- Crow
- It's Eddie Vedder!
- Mike
- Bill Walton! No, Tom Waits. No, the lead singer from the Spin Doctors.
No, Zachary Taylor, that's it.
- Mike
- He's becoming were-Daniel Stern.
- Crow
- Hey, it's Don Imus.
- Crow
- No, not scary enough looking.
- Servo
- Oh, you're right.
- Crow
- He's almost as hairy as Robin Williams.
- Mike, as Paul
- Oh, sorry, I was becoming Judd Nelson there.
- Servo
- Isaac Mizrahi in the role of a lifetime!
- Mike
- Man, Cher has really let herself go.
- Mike
- Chubby Ramone
- Mike
- Wyclef!
- Crow
- Gabby Hayes: werewolf.
- Servo
- Leland Sklar: survivalist.
- Servo
- Still, she's more emotive than Gillian Anderson.
- Crow
- Yep.
- Servo
- It's Fruit Brute!
- Mike
- OK movie, she's a werewolf. We really gotta call time on this one. I'm
sorry.
- Crow
- Well now now, maybe she turned into Eddie Van Halen, see?
- Mike
- She's meeting Maynard G. Krebs
- Servo
- Jimmy Stewart and Rex Smith in "Breaking In".
- Servo, as cast run around the room with the hobgoblins hanging off their backs
- Koala bears are attacking!
- Crow, as the koalas
- We hate Qantas. Grrrrr.
- Mike
- Oh, David Spade is Satan!
- Crow
- It's good casting.
- Crow, as Jody walks through the woods
- The first Richard Carpenter music video!
- Mike, as a hospital patient is shown
- It's the right thing to do.
- Servo, as Brad makes his first appearance
- Hey, it's Jim McMahon.
- Crow, as curly-haired actor is shown
- Let me wake up the rest of Menudo.
- Crow, as Zack poses inconspicuously
- He's John Stamos-ing.
- Mike
- Wanna hear me do Super Bowl Shuffle?
- Joe Estevez's Soultaker
- She reminds me of someone.
- Robert Z'Dar Soultaker
- Who?
- Mike
- Reba McEntire.
- Servo, as Brad and his date are shown sitting in their car
- Oh no, it's Kathy Griffin!
- Crow, as the large Soultaker comes into view
- Michael Learned!
- Crow, as paramedics arrive onscreen
- Cathy Rigby, paramedic.
- Detective
- I shoulda known.
- Servo
- Since I'm Griffin Dunne.
- Servo, singing, as woman patient is shown again
- Like a bridge over...
- Mike, as Natalie is shown again in the hospital bed, with breathing apparatus
- She's Snuffalupagus.
- Mike
- I'm ready to fight Captain Kirk.
- Crow, as Diabolik
- Ha-HA, I'm useless against your weapons! I mean...