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Quotes Tagged with "songs"

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Joel and Servo, as if reading sign
Centerville: A Real Great Place To Raise Your Kids Up.

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Joel, singing
Paylow, Pa-a-a-low. Director come and me want to go home.

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Graveskeeper, reading gravestone
February 3rd, 1933 -- November 17, 1955
Servo
If man is still alive...

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Sign
MORRISON HALL
Servo
Hey. Morrison Hall. Break on through, dudes, WOO.

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Professor Rayburn
We shall begin...
Servo
... the Bequine!

Quote From Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Servo, as scene opens on a bus stop
Bus stop. Wet day. She's there. I say, "Please share my umbrella."

Quote From Episode 303: Pod People

Joel
Isn't this Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army?
Servo
Yup.
All, singing
...In cars! ...In cars!
Joel
...In cars!
Servo
In trucks.

Quote From Episode 306: Time Of The Apes

Joel, singing
...holiday with Johnny, everything...
Servo, singing
...holiday with John...

Quote From Episode 306: Time Of The Apes

Catherine
Let's stay together!
Servo
Yeah, that's what Al Green said. I agree.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Servo, over shot of Richard Carpenter lookalike
Okay, let's see now... "Why do bees suddenly reappear..." Oh, screw it. Forget it.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Bad guy over car stereo
It's a beautiful night...
Joel
...For a Moondance.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Evil guy, over radio
We'll take this up with Colonel Yabuki.
All, singing
Yabuki! Yabuki! Yabuki!

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Secret Agent
I believe she had swallowed some sort of lethal capsule, and then it...
Servo
...Wriggled and wiggled and triggered inside her!

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Atari
It's Q again.
Crow
Nothing compares to Q.

Quote From Episode 314: Mighty Jack

Joel
...And strap your hands across my engines!

Quote From Episode 608: Code Name: Diamond Head

Servo, as parade girls (singing)
Here we are now, entertain us. I feel stupid, and contagious.

Quote From Episode 322: Master Ninja I

Max
The way you moved! The way you felt!
Tom, as Max
The way you sing off-key!

Quote From Episode 404: Teenagers From Outer Space

Joel, as a white helmet emerges from the spaceship
I am the eggman, Goo goo g' joob

Quote From Episode 404: Teenagers From Outer Space

Joel, singing, as nurse injects Thor
Picture yourself on a train in the station

Quote From Episode 404: Teenagers From Outer Space

Servo, singing, as the doctor
Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next step is Vietnam

Quote From Episode 404: Teenagers From Outer Space

Derek
It is too late
Betty
You mean they're coming?
Servo
To take me away, haha

Quote From Episode 405: Being From Another Planet

Crow
Number 9, Number 9. We are standing still.

Quote From Episode 408: Hercules Unchained

Joel
And we built this city on rock & roll.

Quote From Episode 703: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Princess
Is that all you're after?
Servo, singing
Then let's keep dancin'...

Quote From Episode 417: Crash Of The Moons

Servo, singing
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you...

Quote From Episode 417: Crash Of The Moons

Tom Servo Singing
Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel...

Quote From Episode 423: Bride Of The Monster

Servo, as Jimmy looks at a record
Copkiller, that sounds like fun.

Quote From Episode 503: Swamp Diamonds

Servo, singing as music swells up
June is bursting out all over!

Quote From Episode 506: Eegah!

Servo, sing-song
They took the whole Cherokee nation...

Quote From Episode 512: Mitchell

Joel
The lunatic is on the grass.

Quote From Episode 521: Santa Claus

music instrumental, "Jingle Bells"
Mike transitions to "La Cucaracha"
Crow
¡Olé!

Quote From Episode 521: Santa Claus

All, singing
...the house began to twitch!

Quote From Episode 604: Zombie Nightmare

Mike, As synth music continues
...own personal jesus...

Quote From Episode 606: The Creeping Terror

Servo singing, as a police car passes, siren blaring
Indiana wants me...

Quote From Episode 608: Code Name: Diamond Head

Narrator
Other fair-goers like to picnic on the grass, like this.
Mike, as Narrator
Grazing in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it?

Quote From Episode 620: Danger! Death Ray

Servo, singing, while Bart Fargo slaps a villan
His name is Luka.

Quote From Episode 621: The Beast Of Yucca Flats

Servo, as Tor
Been desert horse no name, laaa laaa laaa laa laaaaaaa

Quote From Episode 701: Night Of The Blood Beast

Mike
He's once, twice, three times a Blood Beast.

Quote From Episode 703: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Wizard
Thinking I was the end of your quest.
Mike, as Wizard
As we know it, and I feel fine.

Quote From Episode 703: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Servo, singing
Conquistador, your stallion stands...

Quote From Episode 703: Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell

Crow
They're playing the chord from "A Day In The Life".

Quote From Episode 705: Escape 2000

Mike, singing
Workin' on a sex farm...

Quote From Episode 705: Escape 2000

Crow, singing
She's so popular.

Quote From Episode 705: Escape 2000

Mike
How can you have any meat if you don't eat your pudding?
Tom, singing
Dark sarcasm in the classroom

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike
Old black water, keep on rollin’ Mississippi moon, won’t you keep on...

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo, as main character
I really am just dust in the wind, man, they are so right.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike, as main character
I'd like to call my horse with no name... but he doesn't have a name.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Crow
Get your motor running. Head out on the highway.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike
Like when you crank 'Don't Fear the Reaper'

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo
Love the one you're with, Love the one you're with

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Crow, as sheriff
I shot the me-o, but I didn't shoot the other guy.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Doctor
...I am afraid it will be after midnight.
Mike, as doctor
I would be letting it all hang down.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike
Sometimes I have to get a little rough. Yeah, that's the way I like it, rough. Because I never, ever, do anything nice and easy. Rollin', Rollin', Rollin on the river. I left a good job in the city....

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Servo
Get round! Get round children, get loud! You can be proud, yeah. Be proud you're a rebel because the south's gonna to do it again.

Quote From Episode 706: Laserblast

Mike
Something touched me deep inside, the day Eddie Deezen died...

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Crow
It's just a jump to the left.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Crow, As the Expedition continues to climb the mountain
They are going to find the frozen body of the lonely goatherd.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Servo, singing as the music picks up
Who will buy this wonderful feeling...

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Crow, singing as they see the guards whipping the Mole People
Boomboomboomboomboom. Crack that Whip! Boomboomboomboomboom.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

The King, sounding like Boris Karloff
And why did Ishtar send you to our Kingdom?
Crow
It was a Monster Mash.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Adad
You are speaking of Heaven my lord.
Mike as Adad
And I've heard oooh heaven is a place on earth.

Quote From Episode 803: The Mole People

Tom, singing
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow...

Quote From Episode 805: The Thing That Couldn't Die

Mike, singing
Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

Quote From Episode 807: Terror From The Year 5000

Mike, singing as future lady waves her nails at Victor
Got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off. Wooo.

Quote From Episode 809: I Was A Teenage Werewolf

Servo, singing
Teenage werewolf!
Mike and Crow, singing
Bow, bow

Quote From Episode 809: I Was A Teenage Werewolf

Servo, singing
London calling, said I was there too.

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Crow, singing, as folk singer
Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine...

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Servo, singing, as folk singer
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery...

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Servo, singing, as folk singer
London calling, yes, I was there too...

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Crow, singing, as folk singer
I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...

Quote From Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Crow, singing, as folk singer
My anaconda don't want none 'less you got buns, hun...

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom as Tom Petty
It's alright if you love me...

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Tom as Tom Petty, singing
Don't come around here no more...

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Ivan
Alright who is playing Hide and Seek with me now?
Mike, as Father Mushroom
Hey dol, derry dol, Tom Bombadillo!

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike, singing as Nastenka
I want to be the girl with the most cake.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Mike, singing as Nastenka
The minute you walked in the joint *Barr-rump*.

Quote From Episode 813: Jack Frost

Marfuska
Mama...
Tom
...don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

Quote From Episode 816: Prince Of Space

Boy
Hey Mickey! Let's get back with the others now!
Mickey
All right.
Crow
And by the way, you're so fine. Hey Mickey...

Quote From Episode 816: Prince Of Space

Servo, singing
Some people call me the Space Cowboy...

Quote From Episode 817: Horror Of Party Beach

Servo, as the Skull
Aaaaave Maaariiia!

Quote From Episode 818: Devil Doll

Mike
I see a bad moon rising...

Quote From Episode 820: Space Mutiny

Servo, singing
She's a maniac, a maniac on the floor.

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
I learned the truth at seventeen, that love was meant for beauty queens.

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
We'll I'm lost in love and I don't know much...

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
...when you get caught between the moon and New York City.

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
Every night, I'm lying in bed holding you close to my dream...

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Old man
Hey! Quiet!
Crow, whispering
Big boys don't cry...

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
It's the eye of the tiger doot doot do do do do...
Eddie
Cool

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
Red skies at night, red skies at night.... oh oh

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
Walking on broken glass...

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Eddie
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine...

Quote From Episode 821: Time Chasers

Servo
All my friends drivin' low riders

Quote From Episode 822: Overdrawn At The Memory Bank

Crow, singing
Imagine me and you... and you and me... no matter how they toss the dice, we'll always be...

Quote From Episode 822: Overdrawn At The Memory Bank

Crow, singing, as the Nirvana Village concourse is shown
Come as you are, to my mall, to my atrium, yeah yeah...

Quote From Episode 901: The Projected Man

Crow
You know, despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.

Quote From Episode 901: The Projected Man

Servo, singing
Spanish songs in Andalucia, Mandolina, oh ma corazon.

Quote From Episode 901: The Projected Man

Servo, as Dr. Paul Steiner
Smell the glove!

Quote From Episode 902: The Phantom Planet

Crow
Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie.
Servo
Scientists believe that's amore.

Quote From Episode 903: Puma Man

Crow, when watching the spaceship hover over Stonehenge
No one knows who they were, or what they were doing

Quote From Episode 903: Puma Man

Kobras
Well Jane?
Servo
Are you getting serious?

Quote From Episode 906: The Space Children

Servo
You know, this doesn't look like a very safe place for children to (singing) playeyeyeyeyey!

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Crow
I'm gonna get out my guitar and practice "Sister Golden Hair".

Quote From Episode 908: The Touch Of Satan

Mike, singing
But the trees can't help their feelings if they like the way they're made...
Crow
Mike, stop it now!

Quote From Episode 910: The Final Sacrifice

Servo, singing
…and I will be the one to hold Larry Csonka down kiss him so hard I’ll take Larry Csonka’s breath away.

Quote From Episode 910: The Final Sacrifice

Servo, over shot of the cabin
Hey, it looks their TIN ROOF...RUSTED!

Quote From Episode 911: Devil Fish

Servo, singing
Don't say things you're gonna...

Quote From Episode 912: The Screaming Skull

Servo, as robot, singing
Sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older...

Quote From Episode 912: The Screaming Skull

Mrs. Snow
Ah, poor Mickey.
Servo
He's so fine he blows my mind, poor Mickey.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Servo, as a 19th Century carriage rolls by
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry.

Quote From Episode 1001: Soultaker

Mike, singing, as the large Soultaker's glittering, gloved hand is shown
Thriller...

Quote From Episode 1007: Track Of The Moon Beast

Servo
Your own personal moon rock.