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0306 - Time Of The Apes
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Content Rating: 4.7
2 comments for this episode
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snotpox
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 Posted: 2003-05-22 20:59:05
Another great episode. Crow's Fashion minute is the best.
Get your hands on this one...
On second thought, "I don't care!"
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hikeeba
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Posted: 2006-03-14 13:06:15
I DO care, but not much! Everyone should see this one, as well as all the other Sandy Frank shows, even though ole Sandy really doesn't want you to. I'm actually kind of shocked that the Sandy Frank episodes aren't more popular because I believe them to be some of the best ever. I mean, they're riffing gold mines for cryin out loud!
And it seems like almost every one has a Japanese person saying "I don't want to die ______" and fill in some unsavory way a person could die that fits the situation. Then Joel and The Bots always follow up with "I wanna be torn apart by animals!" or some even worse way. You know, you can't always pick your own death, unless you live in Japan of course.
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24 quotes for this episode
<Joel> Apes of the oooold west... That's John Wesley Ape, once flung crap at a man just for snorin' too loud.
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:44 by fade
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<Joel, Crow, Servo> Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank, Watch him crap in his hand!
Added 2002-08-13 07:30:36 by fade
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<Crow, as Ape Lieutenant> Let's crap in our hands and throw it at people! Heh heh... You know, no matter how much you evolve, that's still damn funny.
Added 2002-08-12 10:02:41 by fade
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<Joel> WOAH! High-grade weed!!!
Added 2002-08-12 10:03:10 by fade
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<TV's Frank> Sir, you better check this out, they're gadding about again.
Added 2002-08-13 06:12:18 by fade
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<Johnny's Mom> A tremor! Johnny, don't go. It's too dangerous. <Johnny> I don't care. Come on, Caroline. <Joel, as Johnny> Off to meet my doom, Mom, see you after school.
Added 2002-08-13 06:12:48 by fade
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<Children, looking at supercomputer> It's fantastic, it's amazing! <Servo> It's cardboard.
Added 2002-08-13 07:31:13 by fade
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<Woman> We came here in a very strange way... <Servo> By refrigerator.
Added 2002-08-13 07:32:37 by fade
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<Johnny, while eating> I won't, mother. <Crow> And don't dub with your mouth full.
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<Servo> Hey, it's Jame Gumb's van. <Crow> It puts the lotion on its skin.
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<Crow> I feel the plot move under my feet.
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:19 by fnord
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<Little Girl> No, I don't want to be killed by a monkey! <Crow> I want to die by my own hand!
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:19 by fnord
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<Joel> If I'm an ape, then declare me guilty. <Servo> Between Man and Ape lies... Obsession.
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:20 by fnord
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<Kenny> What is it? <Servo> It's a plot device. It's very fragile, so be careful.
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:31 by fade
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<Servo> Why doesn't Johnny Care? A film by Bell Labs.
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:34 by Arken
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<Joel> An ape by any other name would smell as bad
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<Joel> Oh, they're gonna give him a 21 turd salute.
Added 2002-09-05 12:58:56 by Bizarro
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<Servo> It's a little Devo hat! Those spudboys are everywhere.
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<Crow> Our mystery guest is... who's that?
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<Crow> Godo's a pendant? <Joel, in Bill Murray voice> Maybe he's *in* there. <Servo> Hey, he's in-de-pendant!
Added 2003-11-06 13:00:16 by boomaga
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<Joel, Crow, Servo, singing> Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank, He's the source of all our pain.
Added 2003-12-03 07:40:08 by zwaaa
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<Servo in female voice> Did the earth move for you too? <Crow> No, but the model did.
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<Crow> Hey, they look like they're on a playground. These must be recess monkeys.
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<Joel> You know, it's good to have thumbs. <Servo> Huh? <Crow> Where did that come from? <Joel> I don't know. <Crow> You said "bowling ball" earlier. What did that mean? <Joel> I don't know, I was just... I don't know.
Added 2004-12-11 15:59:17 by Unarmed
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