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0520 - Radar Secret Service
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Last Clear Chance
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Content Rating: 4.0
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18 quotes for this episode
<Old Man> Well, if a car hits a train, the train always has the right of way. <Servo> Trains are blameless, holy creatures.
Added 2002-08-12 10:02:02 by fade
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<Dr Forrester> How does Hypno Helio Static Stasis differ from, say, Deep Hurting?
Added 2002-08-12 10:02:30 by fade
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<Crow> Unfortunately, with RADAR, we can now get The Nashville Network!
Added 2002-08-12 10:02:30 by fade
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<Engineer> Why don't they look, Ralph? Why don't they look? <Servo> You're deep, Ernie.
Added 2002-08-12 10:03:19 by fade
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<Narrator> And yet, many people who have lived through a crossing accident will say, <Servo> AAAGHHH!!!!!!!
Added 2002-08-12 10:03:42 by fade
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<Crow> Will you identify this bucket-full of your brother?
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:26 by fade
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<Narrator> Big, spectacular crashes caused by terrific speed, or drunk driving, or some other form of what I call 'near insanity.' <Mike> Stop the near insanity!
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<Rev. Killjoy> This is Helen. Although she has never been in an accident... <Servo> She acts like she has.
Added 2002-08-12 10:04:42 by Reeses
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<Mike and bots singing> Oh, those Golden Grahams! Oh, those Golden Grahams!
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<Narrator> Here is another hazard of our superhighways that we patrol men see all too often: <Mike> Women drivers.
Added 2003-07-17 19:05:50 by Unarmed
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<Narrator> But the next one may be a fast freight, highballing to the coast on a tight schedule. <Mike> It has no time to stop for you corn-shucking crackers!
Added 2003-07-17 19:09:39 by Unarmed
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<Crow, as man on screen stares at woman walking away> 40% of all accidents are caused by women's hinders, rrrrowl!
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<Crow, as Bald Man> Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit! Weee!!
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<Crow> I almost ran over Kissinger back there!
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<Mike, singing> Dead people are dying everyday! <Servo, singing> Oh, they're dead, they're dead, they're dead, they're dedaldedal dead, they're dead!
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<Mike> Only RADAR knows what the hell is going on.
Added 2005-03-02 14:28:19 by cebix
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<Mike> Attention all squirrels, squirrels need round things too. Think about it. You too muledeer. Round things!
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<Crow> Now everyone surrenders to everyone else. <Mike & bots> We all have the right to remain silent!
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