0706 - Laserblast

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Content Rating: 4.7

Mechano Posted: 2003-03-13 21:22:00 So this loser guy who owns a van with painted feet on the side goes out into the desert. He finds a bong with a label maker attached that also fires lasers and (with a necklace) immediately starts to blast shrubbery. And so eventually for some reason, these shelless turtle aliens are after him (maybe the weapon is theirs? Maybe they shouldn't have left it lying around. Who knows, the movie sure doesn’t explain anything for us, so naturally don't expect anything to remotely make a lick o' sense). So then the loser guy starts extracting revenge by laser blasting stuff. Yup, it's a stinker of a movie all right. Also the last ep to have Dr. Forester, as he leaves the show a la a 2001: Space Odyssey spoof.   cebix Posted: 2005-06-18 15:39:44 This movie has the same haunting theme music as "Robot Holocaust".   hikeeba Posted: 2005-09-04 20:43:45 I can't help but feel a bit sad as I watch this, knowing that it was Trace's last episode and the last of the Comedy Central era. The same kind of feeling when watching Frank's last episode just 6 shows prior (with the great "Who Will I Kill?" song in tribute), or the series finale when the SOL finally comes down to earth.   panakuken Posted: 2006-03-21 01:13:46 I actually saw this movie, non-mst3ked, in my local hollywood video. the movie billed itself as a "sci-bi classic" lolz!   panakuken Posted: 2006-05-21 04:32:00 or, S"ci-fi" rather

<Mike> Dirty and Hairy. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:09 by fade <Servo, as Mike is tied up on desk> Boy, I still think we really screwed up on that whole Thunderdome fiasco! <Crow> Oh come on, can't we just get Beyond Thunderdome? <Both> Ha ha, ha! Thank you. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:26 by Reeses <Servo, as a skinny dark-haird guy walks across the desert> Hm. Looks like Trent Reznor ran out of gas. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:26 by Reeses <Crow, as first alien> Good shooting, Zanthar! <Mike, as second alien> Thanks Denise. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:27 by Reeses <Hank Williams, Jr. Look-a-like Deputy> Bill Duncan kid, huh? Well let's go get 'em. <Crow> Let's find out if he's READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL! Added 2002-08-12 10:03:27 by Reeses <Cheaply Built Mysterious Robot> You are in error! I am not N.O.M.A.D. I am a similar design known as M.O.N.A.D. I should destroy you, but I'll give you a mulligan on that one. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:27 by Reeses <Mike> Once you're over the age of eleven, you should not say "Pow!" Added 2002-08-12 10:03:27 by Reeses <Kathy> Where've you been all morning? Not waking people up at the crack of dawn I hope. <Crow> Oh. That's where they found Tony Orlando. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:27 by Reeses <Servo> Illegal use of a Deezen! Added 2002-08-12 10:03:54 by You_Die_Joe <Mike> Something touched me deep inside, the day Eddie Deezen died... Added 2002-08-12 10:03:54 by You_Die_Joe <Mike, as Billy> Wow, if there was ignorant talk radio in the 70s, I sure would agree with it. Added 2002-08-12 10:03:54 by rawley <Mike> So we're watching someone waiting for someone. <Servo> There's a point where it stops being a movie. <Crow> It's like watching an aquarium. Added 2002-08-12 10:04:31 by fade <Crow, as Alien> Don't ever make fun of my ass again. Added 2002-08-12 10:04:39 by Reeses <Mike> This movie consists entirely of second unit footage. Added 2002-12-03 12:55:26 by dascott <Gypsy> Don't worry, Mike can help us! He's kinda smart, and his arms work, and everything! Added 2003-01-28 13:28:08 by Unarmed <Mike> His van's got a poop catcher on the back. Added 2003-11-05 12:19:33 by akessamenos <Mike> These credits give you a chance to finish your popcorn, talk a little, decide to see another movie... Added 2004-01-25 10:14:21 by walk <Servo> Ah, the Charlie Daniels Band is now the Charles Band. Added 2004-01-25 10:16:40 by walk <Servo> Ron Howard pops the clutch, signals, checks both ways, and proceeds gently into traffic, politely inviting people to eat his dust! Added 2004-01-25 10:24:48 by walk <Servo, as a Cessna flies over the desert> Red Zone Cuba III: The destruction of Cherokee Jack. Added 2004-02-23 19:48:35 by Reeses <Mike> When the movie starts showing you parts of itself you know you're in trouble. Added 2004-06-15 10:00:12 by DarkGob <Mike> Every time I start to not hate him I see those feet on the side of his van. Added 2006-03-21 01:12:55 by panakuken <Kathy> There's something so dark inside you... <Crow> Like when you crank "Don't Fear the Reaper." Added 2006-03-21 01:15:41 by panakuken