<Crow> Wall-mounted keyboards. It must be...THE FUTURE!
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<Crow, as old-man-Santa-Claus-captain-guy> Fetch me my warrior mu-mu!
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<Mike, as entering security guard> Can I borrow a cup of sex?
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<Mike> Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it!
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<Mike, as the large, bearded commander> I don't know if this helps, but 'Ho ho ho.'
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<Servo> Damn AOL.
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<Servo> Punch Sideiron! <Mike> Gristle McThornbody! <Crow> Slake Fistcrunch! <Mike> Buff Hardback! <Servo> Bob Johnson! Oh, wait... Lump Beefbroth! <Crow> Touch Rustrod! <Mike> Reef Blastbody! Big McLargehuge! Smoke Manmuscle! Roll Fizzlebeef!
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<Servo> Boy, you know, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this. <Crow> A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule. Just give him a camera for a day, he'd come up with something better than this.
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<Crow> Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God!
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<Mike> Ow! Why do you hate my groin?
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<Observer> I like lettuce...
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<Observer> Pearl, tell me about the rabbits again.
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<Lea> I know that woman over there. She works on the bridge. <Mike> She's got an awesome package; I never noticed that before.
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<Crow> She's got an armadillo down her trousers.
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<Calgon> Is this the man? <Mike> Why, no, sir, you da man.
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<Crow> Wow, I am on the edge of my seat! I should probably scoot back a little.
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<Mike> And our brave hero roasts the disabled man!
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<Observer> String tastes funny.
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<Mike> You know, a lot of people have compared this scene with the climactic chariot scene in Ben Hur. Yeah, you know they usually say, "Ben Hur was really good. This movie totally sucks."
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<Servo> Calgon, Blow me away!
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<Commander Jensen> My father, and his father before him... <Mike> ...also taped wool to their faces.
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<Mike, after the cripple Chief Engineer kills another batch of loyalists single-handedly> It has to be noted that Captain Santa Claus really is failing here.
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<Devers, passing by the just-killed Lt. Lamont, who is still at her post due to bad editing> Sir? <Crow> I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance.
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<Crow, commenting on go-kart chase scene> Put your helmet on; we'll be reaching speeds of 3!
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<Calgon> We got two for the price of one! <Mike, as Calgon> We had a coupon.
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<Guy on screen> It's gonna blow! <Servo> If the first 10 minutes are any indication, the whole movie's gonna blow!
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<Crow, during the shoot-off in golf carts> Put the top up, put the top up!!
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<Crow, as Calgone shoots guys on stairs> Hey, don't use those stairs!
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<Servo> Eat munchy crunchy chocolatey-cocoa death, Crow!
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<Crow> Enjoy a nice serving of brown betty with death! But, but, mostly eat death.
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<Mike, as Captain Santa Claus> We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
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<Servo, as guy ducks into gas pipe for cover> Ah, a nice sitz bath.
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<Mike> Man, Shari Lewis has got it going on!
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<Servo> They married, and had a healthy, 8½ pound pork roast.
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<Servo> Not since the Fuzzy Zoeller/Lee Trevino collision of 1974 has there been such a horrible golf cart accident.
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<Crow, about Mike's encyclopedia set> Mike, it spells 'Congress' with an 'f,' what is that? Congreff?
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<Crow, about Mike's encyclopedia set> The Periodic table has 3 elements in it, Mike! <Servo> There's a volume for the letter epsilon...
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<Mike> Man, I'd rather get a table dance from Trent Lott!
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<Crow, to the tune of the classic TV spiderman theme song, as Lea slides down a rope> Spider Skank, Spider Skank.
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<Big McLargeHuge> Woo! <Mike> He took my purse!
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<Mike, after watching Lea approaching Big Mclargehuge after dancing> Did you see my butt?
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<Crow> He's going to have so much sex with your daughter.
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<Mike> Special effect by Industrial Light and Morons.
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<Crow imitating the Blue Danube Waltz a la 2001: A Space Odyssey> Da da da da LAME, da da lame lame...
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<McPherson, taking cover right beside a gas pipe> It doesn't have to be this way! <Crow> I love you!
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