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0903 - Puma Man
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Content Rating: 4.9
16 comments for this episode
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WhipItGd
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 Posted: 2003-02-05 12:34:00
<Crow> I'm still not sensing danger...
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walk
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Posted: 2004-05-19 22:04:10
Truly one for the ages.
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Galileo430
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Posted: 2004-07-19 02:40:49
This ranks up high on my best MST3K episodes ever list..
It's high on my "This movie is so stupid I could watch it and laugh without Mike + Bots" list.
The movie is so poorly made it's laughable. A must get.
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tqwert1
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Posted: 2004-08-22 22:03:00
Why's the title for this movie always listed as "Puma Man"? The credits call it "The Pumaman."
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FuzzyNecromancer
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Posted: 2004-09-10 18:31:43
Remember when you where a little kid and you played pretend super hero with your friend? Remember how you would keep thinking of more outragious powers in a cold-war style conflict to make your superhero more powerful than your friends, so that it degenerated into total absurdity? Well, this is pretty much what happened with PumaMan.
Oh sure it starts of innocently enough, like a Puma he can see in the dark, recover from falls, "sense danger" (he couldn't sense a brick wall even after he slammed into it), but soon they just tack on pure sillyness. He can teleport, he can astrally project, he can fly, he even has the Puma-die ability to temporarily stop his life functions.
Yet despite being insanely overpowered, he's still a total wuss who always has the non-super powered sidekick coming to his rescue. He's wimpier as a "god" than he was as a student/archaeologist/thing.
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grandmasboy
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Posted: 2005-01-04 19:03:50
Did you like the Aztec Shaman? You can find him in a very short role in the Pilot episode of the A-Team!
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DeltaJM
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Posted: 2005-03-17 23:08:40
and he had a bit part in THE MEXICAN , as one of the three guys that beats Brad Pitt up..( I can't recall why though?)
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EmmaHum
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Posted: 2005-07-28 15:42:06
"You have the power of Looking!"
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morrisseyjamsandwich
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Posted: 2005-09-05 19:34:22
I'm sure I saw the frog kissing aztec in "blow" with johnny depp he played a frog kissing aztec lol no not really he played a bodyguard of some sort... this episode is the funniest i've seen so far... I spat orange juice all over my laptop I laughed so hard....the thing is i wasn't drinking orange juice... also pumas can't fly...
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motorolagp
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Posted: 2005-11-03 15:42:34
Pretty good. Great jokes, and the host segments are funny. I like all the cheezy music, and when servo keeps going "wakachicka". Or when all three start singing to the songs.
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motorolagp
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Posted: 2005-12-18 07:16:49
Puma Man is as pathetic as Space Chief, if not even more.
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Pumaman2006
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Posted: 2006-01-09 03:46:49
One of the best episodes IMO Great riffing through out, really campy host segments, and a wonderfully good bad movie. Classic MST. Works great as a sedative too!!
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hikeeba
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Posted: 2006-03-25 12:35:23
Donald Pleasance stars in Puma Man, truly the worst superhero movie ever made. And, yes, that is including Batman & Robin, Steel, Superman 3 & 4, Catwoman, Hulk, and any other previous MST3K movie. Don't believe me? Just watch.
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b0b0
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Posted: 2006-07-02 13:37:28
Puma Man is about an obnoxious paleontologist/archaeologist/whatever who becomes a terribly mediocre superhero named Puma Man and tries to stop leather-clad Donald Pleasance from using a mind-controlling Aztec mask to take over the world, meanwhile saving his very stupid girlfriend from Donald's evil clutches.
This movie is poorly written and very silly. Our hero, Puma Man, despite being extremely overpowered, is a whiny wimp, and he flies in the air by flailing his arms and legs like a moron. Luckily, Mike, Crow, and Servo bring this movie to justice, making it one of the better episodes of the Sci-fi era.
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ShinyToasterGirl
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Posted: 2007-02-04 16:46:23
Yeah he was in //THE MEXICAN//, I gasped really loud when I saw him, and since none of my friends are MSTies, they just kinda looked at me strange, but it just made me enjoy The Mexican a lot more.
"Blameshifter!"
STG
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ZpRngen
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Posted: 2007-07-05 15:35:32
One of the more enjoyable episodes of season 9. The audio here, however, is full of clicks, pops, sudden volume fluctuations, and micro-dropouts - almost like trying to watch it while defragging a hard drive. Unfortunate.
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56 quotes for this episode
<Servo> I hate it when Aztecs force themselves into your hotel room and make you try on belts.
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:39 by fade
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<Crow> So no one who doesn't go there doesn't not talk?
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:39 by fade
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<Servo> Oh, he accidently gave him the 'Captain Dork' costume by mistake.
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:48 by fade
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<All singing> Puma Man, he flies like a moron!
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:48 by fade
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<Crow> This always happens! People throw me out of the window, tell me I'm Puma Man, then leave.
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:58 by fade
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<Mike> I kiss my frog in your honor.
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:58 by fade
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<Mike> Help, I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!
Added 2002-08-12 10:01:58 by fade
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<Mike> He has the power to rear-project major cities!
Added 2002-08-12 10:02:01 by fade
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<Aztec> It belonged to your father. With this, you will have all the powers he did... <Mike> ...or your money back.
Added 2002-09-16 14:57:02 by Unarmed
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<Crow> It's his fortress of balditude!
Added 2002-09-18 10:59:07 by boomaga
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<Crow, singing to theme> ...When... You want... the flavor of bacon in a dip...
Added 2002-10-01 11:19:02 by boomaga
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<Crow, singing to background music to the tune of Greatest American Hero theme> Believe it or not, this movie's still on, it should have ended two hours a-go-o-o...
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<Servo> My mustache makes me fall sideways!
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<Servo> Would you like a cup of, BALD!!!
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<Crow, as godly Aztec spaceship floats away> Uhm, there's no afterlife. Sorry!
Added 2003-01-23 22:33:23 by Unarmed
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<Mike> My name is Pleasence, and I am funky.
Added 2003-01-27 00:22:57 by Unarmed
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<Woman> So dinosaurs became extinct because they forgot how to love each other. Is that right? <Servo> Yeah, in a wrong sort of way.
Added 2003-01-27 00:23:24 by Unarmed
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<Crow> You know, I have almost no respect for pumas now. I now know that if I ever run into a puma, I can just push it the hell over.
Added 2003-01-27 00:23:48 by Unarmed
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<Aztec> They have lost their connection. <Mike> The network is down.
Added 2003-01-27 00:24:43 by Unarmed
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<Woman> But this is proof of an outerspace presence in our history! <Servo> She said that about waffles.
Added 2003-02-21 02:24:50 by b1shma
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<Mike, as our hero exclaims the flying is how "Little Pumamen" are made> And immediately he defiles the holy gift given to him!
Added 2003-07-01 16:13:39 by Ranma_X
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<Mike, when the Aztec "says goodbye" to our hero> Here's a tittie-twister from the gods!
Added 2003-08-28 05:20:24 by nugget
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<Mike> The world's most persistent belt salesman.
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<Servo, as paleontologist exchanging innuendo with woman> Wanna go encircle a mammoth later?
Added 2003-10-27 19:24:22 by Medea
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<Crow> Hey, the pew-MAY-min!
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<Crow> Eat this baguette! Eat it!
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<Puma Man> Help me Father! <Crow> My homework is really hard!
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<Donald Pleasence> Your mind... and your will... belong to me! <Crow> I have a receipt!
Added 2004-03-23 17:56:33 by Newtype
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<Crow, singing to the tune of the Puma Man theme> The fat-free yogurt that's not short on flavor!
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<Mike, as the Aztec Guy> I am a wood sprite.
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<Mike, as the aztec guy> Thank you, pasta necklace.
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<Servo> Christmas ornaments of the gods!
Added 2004-06-08 17:56:09 by Dalak
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<Vadinho> I say put it on. <Mike, as Vadinho> You say, "Pyoot it oon".
Added 2004-11-09 06:37:18 by Atarian
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<Puma Man> Vadinho... <Crow> Are you an onion?
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<Donald Pleasence, directing his "slave"> Get me a soda pop and a Caramello!
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<Mike, as mask starts shaking> Oh oh! Hey, did someone put unleaded in this thing?
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<Aztec Guy> Now go! (Puma man closes his eyes and concentrates) <Crow> No! Not that kind of go!
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<Puma Man> A ticket to the dutch embassy? <Woman> Does that scare you? <Mike> Yeah, the Dutch are mean.
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<Puma Man, seeing the Aztec guy's modest bed> How do you sleep on that? <Mike> Are you poor? Ew.
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<Mike, as Donald Pleasence rides his electric lift> Weeeeee!
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<Donald Pleasence> And who is to prevent me? <Servo, as Woman> A halfway smart guy with muscles and hair?
Added 2005-01-17 19:30:59 by gwyrox
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<Donald Pleasence> Sometimes there is more truth in legend than in history. <Mike> And there's more salt in ham than in turkey.
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<Mike, of Donald Pleasence> He's basically an old baby.
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<Servo, singing along with Puma Man theme> Snyder Drug, we're busting up prices.
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<Mike, as a set wall shakes when a man is thrown into it> The wall didn't bend, ignore that.
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<Mike> Wool-over-his-eyes Man! <Crow> Easily-bamboozled Man! <Servo> Three-steps-behind Man!
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<Mike, on the similarity between the tracking device beep and the Emergency Broadcasting System> This is a test of the audience's patience.
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<Mike> I hate to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for flying.
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<Vidinho> You have the blood of the gods coming from other worlds. <Servo> Ew, god blood is hard to get out.
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<Donald Pleasence> I knew we found him... Now the only task is to kill him. And that's the easiest job of all. <Mike> The hardest job is growing hair.
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<Servo, on Puma Man's flying> Huh, Scoliosis Man here.
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<Servo, on shot of Puma Man from the waist up flying> Don't lose your footing... I mean, 'flying power'.
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<Puma Man> So they can get us? They'll waiting there for me. They're probably worrying right now because I'm late. Afraid something happened to me. <Mike> Are pumas also known for their whining?
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<Mike> Puma Man: Liberace with Dockers.
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<Servo> He is the Puma Man! He can get out of a car going 3 miles per hour!
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<Crow> Wow, each man is a punching bag I guess...
Added 2006-12-23 07:44:10 by kapsi
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